http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=155593During a visit to a mental hospital, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A rational person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
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"No." said the director, "A rational person would pull the plug on the drain.. Do you want a bed near the window?"