In their publicity photos, both ladies are covered in paint, their hair stylists at the ready, illuminated by professional lighting, and then the photos are "corrected" and highlighted.
But in the morning when they wake up, sans makeup and light, the sun shining down highlighting every wrinkle and blemish, the moment of truth....
Both get out of bed, head straight for the refrigerator to open another beer for breakfast.
Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....