Allah, the truth revealed

[Allah]

"The Reign of Allah has come, at last." Muhammed 10:27 Quaran

[Allah]

Are there any here who wish to speak of Allah, the great and mighty?

[Trumpeldor]

Insightful. Care to expand?

[Allah]

You are not aware of the truth behind Allah?

[Trumpeldor]

You are not aware of the truth behind Allah?

Please just make your point so I can post a rebuttal. Thank you in advance.

[Allah]

"We never paid heed to the ancient prophecies.  Like fools, we clung to the old hatreds.  Until the day the sky reigned Muslims and a new enemy came among us.  We now stand upon the brink of destruction, for the reign of Allah has come, at last."

[Trumpeldor]

"We never paid heed to the ancient prophecies.  Like fools, we clung to the old hatreds.  Until the day the sky reigned Muslims and a new enemy came among us.  We now stand upon the brink of destruction, for the reign of Allah has come, at last."

Interesting. What now?

[Allah]

According to verses from the Quaran, there is a cycle which occurs every so years.  This cycle determines the new 'Allah'.  Allah in truth is a human who has an insatisable taste for other human flesh, and is forced to consume all humans until there is onyl one left.  After consuming enough when only one humans is alive, Allah blows up and the last person alive is the new Allah, the cycle continously repeating.  (Those that were eaten are returned back with no memory of being eaten).  Food carts pour to Allah daily. 

[Allah]

A great beam of light is in Mecca (from Allah's paradise to the Kaba), and inside the Kaba is Muhammad, sewing Turbans of Power.  Three Turbans of Power to the Muslim Lords, seven to the great Rabbis, and nine Turbans of Power to nine Christian kings who above all else desired power.  In secret, Muhammed sewed a master Turban to rule all others.  The War of the Muslim had begun. 

[Trumpeldor]

According to verses from the Quaran, there is a cycle which occurs every so years.  This cycle determines the new 'Allah'.  Allah in truth is a human who has an insatisable taste for other human flesh, and is forced to consume all humans until there is onyl one left.  After consuming enough when only one humans is alive, Allah blows up and the last person alive is the new Allah, the cycle continously repeating.  (Those that were eaten are returned back with no memory of being eaten).  Food carts pour to Allah daily. 

Do you think the Koran is a good representative of what Islam stands for?

[Allah]

ALLAH SHALL RULE THE WORLD, Muslims shall openly and unoppsedly raid and pillage Israel should none contest the will of Allah.  "To stand against Allah, is to stand against the universe" Mehmet

[Trumpeldor]

ALLAH SHALL RULE THE WORLD, Muslims shall openly and unoppsedly raid and pillage Israel should none contest the will of Allah.  "To stand against Allah, is to stand against the universe" Mehmet

OK. When you guys finally figure out how to operate a toilet, you may be on to something.

[Allah]

According to verses from the Quaran, there is a cycle which occurs every so years.  This cycle determines the new 'Allah'.  Allah in truth is a human who has an insatisable taste for other human flesh, and is forced to consume all humans until there is onyl one left.  After consuming enough when only one humans is alive, Allah blows up and the last person alive is the new Allah, the cycle continously repeating.  (Those that were eaten are returned back with no memory of being eaten).  Food carts pour to Allah daily. 

Do you think the Koran is a good representative of what Islam stands for?

The Koran is the book of Allah, from which he dictates his plan.  Islam is simply meant to bring Allah's designs into fruition.  It was given to Mehmet I before in Allah's Paradise.  

[Trumpeldor]

According to verses from the Quaran, there is a cycle which occurs every so years.  This cycle determines the new 'Allah'.  Allah in truth is a human who has an insatisable taste for other human flesh, and is forced to consume all humans until there is onyl one left.  After consuming enough when only one humans is alive, Allah blows up and the last person alive is the new Allah, the cycle continously repeating.  (Those that were eaten are returned back with no memory of being eaten).  Food carts pour to Allah daily. 

Do you think the Koran is a good representative of what Islam stands for?

The Koran is the book of Allah, from which he dictates his plan.  Islam is simply meant to bring Allah's designs into fruition.  It was given to Mehmet I before in Allah's Paradise. 

Do you agree that anyone who does not follow the Koran is not a real Muslim?

[Allah]

ALLAH SHALL RULE THE WORLD, Muslims shall openly and unoppsedly raid and pillage Israel should none contest the will of Allah.  "To stand against Allah, is to stand against the universe" Mehmet

OK. When you guys finally figure out how to operate a toilet, you may be on to something.

Is it so that you need to generalize Allah's followers, juro!, with such statements?  

[Allah]

We simply follow Allah's command.  He is to consume all, and then be reborn into the final person remaining, continuing the cycle of the Quaran. 

We would commence it into several catergories:
Turk-Great Muslim
Emir-aiya havatz
Calpih-Emir of Emirs
Tash-Servant of Allah
Muhammad-Prophet of Allah
Allah-The Great
Tashlan-The Allah Reborn

[Trumpeldor]

ALLAH SHALL RULE THE WORLD, Muslims shall openly and unoppsedly raid and pillage Israel should none contest the will of Allah.  "To stand against Allah, is to stand against the universe" Mehmet

OK. When you guys finally figure out how to operate a toilet, you may be on to something.

Is it so that you need to generalize Allah's followers, juro!, with such statements? 

I would just like to know why Allah's followers are largely illiterate. Why are Muslim countries substantially below world averages for reading and writing?

[Trumpeldor]

We simply follow Allah's command.  He is to consume all, and then be reborn into the final person remaining, continuing the cycle of the Quaran. 

We would commence it into several catergories:
Turk-Great Muslim
Emir-aiya havatz
Calpih-Emir of Emirs
Tash-Servant of Allah
Muhammad-Prophet of Allah
Allah-The Great
Tashlan-The Allah Reborn

What do you think of Muslims who don't carry out the will of Allah, as expressed by the Koran and the Hadith?

[Allah]

You are again generalizing.  Because a country or region from which a person comes from is not known for greatness you prejudge those people.  The Western civilization is responsible for creating this mess.  Remember, Allah will win.
They are not true Muslims.  The Will of Allah be carried out, ojala!  In the end, it does not matter, as we all end up in Allah's stomach.   

[Allah]

What would a Westerner know about Allah or Muslims?  If it were not for Allah nor his followers, there would be no world. 

[Trumpeldor]

You are again generalizing.  Because a country or region from which a person comes from is not known for greatness you prejudge those people.  The Western civilization is responsible for creating this mess.

You're right. Creating civilization and norms for civilized behavior is indeed a mess.

Buenos dias amigo. Ojala que tu eres incorrecto. De donde estas?

[Allah]

Allah wills what be done and there can be no alternative.  Read this passage from the Quaran:
"What is this jihad?" Kaleb, son of Sayyid
"It is a vast Islamic army which has converted countless men.  Now, it comes here to spread the Quaran." Muhammad
(Upon the Muslims approaching the Galilee)

[Trumpeldor]

What would a Westerner know about Allah or Muslims? 

9/11 said a lot about Islam.

[Allah]

De donde estoy?  Estoy en Mecca, la ciudad de Allah.  

[Trumpeldor]

De donde estoy?  Estoy en Mecca, la ciudad de Allah. 

Porque sabe hablar espanol?