I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque
> being built near Ground Zero.
>
> I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The
> mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
> tolerance.
>
> That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to
> the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the
> mosque. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The
> Turban Cowboy" and the other being a topless bar "You
> Mecca Me Hot".
>
> Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and
> adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib
> restaurant, called something like “Iraq o’ Ribs”?
>
> Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
> Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins
> in the window modeling the goods.
>
> Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy
> Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon
> lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
>
> Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
>
> If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan,
> pass it on.