" Hello, is this the White House ? I'm calling because your current tenant is gravely endangering the future of Israel and of the entire free world. Yes, well I don't care if his lease is valid until 2012, I want him out now. Oh, and, by the way, I would also appreciate if you could help a friend of mine. His name is Chaim Ben Pesach. He is an American Jew who yearns to go and live in Israel and, for no reason, he has been barred from entering there for a very long time. What do you mean you can't do that ? You can force Israel to stop building in her own land for 9 months, renewable immediately, and you can't even have a simple law enforced on behalf of one of your citizens ? "
Oops, they've hung up on me...