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Offline The One and Only Mo

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A definition of globalization
« on: November 28, 2010, 03:27:12 AM »


             
             
            A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate
             
            Question:
            What is the truest definition of Globalization?
            Answer:
            Princess Diana's death.

            Question:
            How come?
            Answer :

            An English princess
            with an
            Egyptian boyfriend
            Crashes in a
            French tunnel,
            riding in a
            German car
            with a
            Dutch engine,
            driven by a
            Belgian who was drunk
            on
            Scottish whisky,
            Followed closely by
            Italian Paparazzi,
            on
            Japanese motorcycles,
            treated by an
            American doctor,
            using
            Brazilian medicines.
            This is sent to you by
            an
            Israeli
            using
            American Bill Gates' technology,
            and
            you're probably reading
            this on your computer,
            that uses
            Israeli chips,
            and a
            Korean monitor,
            assembled by
            Bangladeshi workers
            in a
            Singapore plant,
            transported by
            Zimbabwe
            truck drivers,
            hijacked by
            Somalis,
            unloaded by
            Mozambique men,
            and
            trucked to you by
            Nigerian illegals!


            That, my friends, is Globalization

Offline IsraeliGovtAreKapos

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Re: A definition of globalization
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 04:41:46 AM »
Here's the best, most simple definition:


Offline Rubystars

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Re: A definition of globalization
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 04:52:28 AM »
How beautiful it would be if nations were distinct and sovereign had mostly their own people within their own borders.