All of the things a Chaim ben Pesach doll would say when we pull the string:
"Yamach shmo v'zichro!"
"In your hearts you know we're right, and in your guts you know they're nuts!"
"Give us the millions of dollars we need to save Israel and America!"
"We have the greatest web site bar none anywhere on the internet thanks to our brilliant, ingenious, and creative webmaster!"
"Grab a pencil and paper because we bring you life and death information!"
"Mmmm hmmm"
"Hamas-Fatah PLO Nazi terrorist state in the heartland of biblical Israel"
"Ha Rav Gadol Meir Kahane, Zecher tzadik libracha, hashem yikol damod!"
"Islam, the religion of peace"
"What disgusting, evil, vile slime!"
"Third world banana republic"
"Religious Jews and righteous Gentiles"
oh, and last but not least:
"BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"