Chaim Ben Pesach Talking Dolls

[OdKahaneChai]

Umm...im not so good in english..so...what is dolls ?

בֻּבָּוֹת

Thx.
you can also wright it like this :
בּוּבּוֹת

Oh, ok.  Yeah, now I see that I put a kamatz under the second bet which was not intended.

Well, yes, the sound of what you wrote is :
Babaot
and the right thing to say is
Bubot .
 

Yeah, that was a mistake.  Because I do not have a hebrew keyboard, I'll go to a site with hebrew letters and copy and paste them.  I just didn't see the kamatz under the second bet.

[genteelgentile]

"I'm a civil rights leader"

[Allen-T]

"I'm a civil rights leader"

"No, I wouldn't put glue in her mayonaise"

[MasterWolf1]

"I'm a civil rights leader"

"No, I wouldn't put glue in her mayonaise"

Maybe one of the sayings can be an Al Sharpton immitation saying "BUB BUB BUB BUB MCDONALDS, BUB BUB BUB BURGER KING"

[Lubab]

All of the things a Chaim ben Pesach doll would say when we pull the string:

"Yamach shmo v'zichro!"

"In your hearts you know we're right, and in your guts you know they're nuts!"

"Give us the millions of dollars we need to save Israel and America!"

"We have the greatest web site bar none anywhere on the internet thanks to our brilliant, ingenious, and creative webmaster!"

"Grab a pencil and paper because we bring you life and death information!"

"Mmmm hmmm"

"Hamas-Fatah PLO Nazi terrorist state in the heartland of biblical Israel"

"Ha Rav Gadol Meir Kahane, Zecher tzadik libracha, hashem yikol damod!"

"Islam, the religion of peace"

"What disgusting, evil, vile slime!"

"Third world banana republic"

"Religious Jews and righteous Gentiles"

oh, and last but not least:

"BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Or my personal favorite: "Even Abba Eben...".  It's a tounge twister.

[OdKahaneChai]

All of the things a Chaim ben Pesach doll would say when we pull the string:

"Yamach shmo v'zichro!"

"In your hearts you know we're right, and in your guts you know they're nuts!"

"Give us the millions of dollars we need to save Israel and America!"

"We have the greatest web site bar none anywhere on the internet thanks to our brilliant, ingenious, and creative webmaster!"

"Grab a pencil and paper because we bring you life and death information!"

"Mmmm hmmm"

"Hamas-Fatah PLO Nazi terrorist state in the heartland of biblical Israel"

"Ha Rav Gadol Meir Kahane, Zecher tzadik libracha, hashem yikol damod!"

"Islam, the religion of peace"

"What disgusting, evil, vile slime!"

"Third world banana republic"

"Religious Jews and righteous Gentiles"

oh, and last but not least:

"BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Or my personal favorite: "Even Abba Eben...".  It's a tounge twister.

Darnit!  I got it once and now I can't do it again. Even Abba Eban, Even Abba Eban...

[judeanoncapta]

What would happen if you went to a fancy neighborhood, as we've done many times, and let all the apes out of the cage.

[genteelgentile]

It's funny you mention "even Aba Eben", because for some reason, that was going through my head today!

[newman]

All of the things a Chaim ben Pesach doll would say when we pull the string:

"Yamach shmo v'zichro!"

"In your hearts you know we're right, and in your guts you know they're nuts!"

"Give us the millions of dollars we need to save Israel and America!"

"We have the greatest web site bar none anywhere on the internet thanks to our brilliant, ingenious, and creative webmaster!"

"Grab a pencil and paper because we bring you life and death information!"

"Mmmm hmmm"

"Hamas-Fatah PLO Nazi terrorist state in the heartland of biblical Israel"

"Ha Rav Gadol Meir Kahane, Zecher tzadik libracha, hashem yikol damod!"

"Islam, the religion of peace"

"What disgusting, evil, vile slime!"

"Third world banana republic"

"Religious Jews and righteous Gentiles"

oh, and last but not least:

"BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

He would also say................

"don't fight, don't curse,buy a VW,buy a mercedes, be a good kike!"

"those disgusting nazi-arab women....blblblblblblblblblblblbl"

"farshtunken moslem-nazi arabs!"

"steven Spielberg deserves to die of cancer!"

"kofee anan will choke on his banana when he hears this"

I'd buy ten dolls like this!

[newman]

Just imagine the accessories as well. Instead of the barbi sports car or big jim's camper van, we could have Chaim's NYC subway car complete with passed out schwartzas and puddles of schwartza piddle. Along the lines of maternity dolls we could have a big fat brazillia doll that drops a dozen bastard baby chimps at the push of a button and also says "mmmm hmmm". We could have a buck shwartza doll that you fill with lemonade and chocolate peanuts to pee and poop in the subway car. It could also say "muh dick", "yo" and let out derranged ape screaches.

[Nic Brookes]

Just imagine the accessories as well. Instead of the barbi sports car or big jim's camper van, we could have Chaim's NYC subway car complete with passed out schwartzas and puddles of schwartza piddle. Along the lines of maternity dolls we could have a big fat brazillia doll that drops a dozen bastard baby chimps at the push of a button and also says "mmmm hmmm". We could have a buck shwartza doll that you fill with lemonade and chocolate peanuts to pee and poop in the subway car. It could also say "muh dick", "yo" and let out derranged ape screaches.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[newman]

How much would it cost to make these things? They'd have to sell. Just imagine when the liberal media are doing a shock-horror story about these 'terrible' dolls.....the publicity!

[Yisrael]

I think that the real issue is where to sell them?

I doubt that any top store will sell them. I guess the only place to sell them would be E-Bay and the like, and JTF.ORG.

Maybe wait a bit until JTF will have tens of thousands of members, I'm sure then you would be able to sell a few.

Maybe if you will make it bi-lingual you will be able to sell it in Israel too.

[newman]

I think that the real issue is where to sell them?

I doubt that any top store will sell them. I guess the only place to sell them would be E-Bay and the like, and JTF.ORG.

Maybe wait a bit until JTF will have tens of thousands of members, I'm sure then you would be able to sell a few.

Maybe if you will make it bi-lingual you will be able to sell it in Israel too.

It would be the niche novelty of the century. A doll of an ascerbic NY jew that abuses liberals, schwartzas , self-hating jews and moslems. People would have them at cocktail parties. What a hoot!

[Dexter]

It isnt good idea, it will make chaim to a joke.

[newman]

It isnt good idea, it will make chaim to a joke.

You could be right, little buddy. No good if he is going to run for the knesset.

[Nic Brookes]

I think this was a joke anyway...
More to the point, I hope it was a joke

[newman]

It would be hysterically funny though. My schwartza dolls and subway car could still work.

[Shlomo]

LOL

[Hail Columbia]

Does a JTF coffee mug sound like a great idea?

[newman]

How about a T-shirt with a black & white minstrel type schvartza charicature saying "Ah jus luvs JTF mmmm hmmmm"

[Nic Brookes]

I must say about Allen T, when you say may his name and memory be obliterated, I feel this is wrong. He did many good things for JTF like effectively starting the YouTube movement. Without him there would be a lesser YouTube movement. However, he should not have behaved as he did.

[cosmokramer]

How about a T-shirt with a black & white minstrel type schvartza charicature saying "Ah jus luvs JTF mmmm hmmmm"

LOL

[newman]

How about a T-shirt with a black & white minstrel type schvartza charicature saying "Ah jus luvs JTF mmmm hmmmm"

LOL

Don't laugh.....I bet Dexter could do the design in five minutes flat

[Dexter]

How about a T-shirt with a black & white minstrel type schvartza charicature saying "Ah jus luvs JTF mmmm hmmmm"

LOL

Don't laugh.....I bet Dexter could do the design in five minutes flat

I'll make it as soon as I can .