"I think it's Hashem testing me" lol
No one enjoys these stories more than my mother! Whenever I go home, she always loves hearing Chaim's stories about recent encounters with "savages" and "beasts." One time when I was playing a story for her and my father, my dad frowned at some aspect of it, saying he disagrees with the harshness, and moreover contended he knows "decent" schvartzas. She quickly took to Chaim's defense. It's great!
My favorite are on the old QPTV shows: "I would never call a n166er a n166er--I'm a
moderate." haha