This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if
military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut
off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps .
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
Presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people