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21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« on: June 07, 2007, 01:51:53 PM »
I got this in email and it made me laugh

21 Ways to be a good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the government "owes" you something, therefore, we need more social programs.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger, Gloria Steinem, and certain liberal movie stars are more important to America than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and The Supreme Court..

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very honest person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex maniac belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and hard core sex, should be constitutionally protected, and displaying the 10 Commandments or the Confederate flag should not.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that illegal aliens should be left alone because they're here to "make a better life for themselves."
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 02:54:33 PM »
good list. did you make those up?

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 06:34:00 PM »
I have seen versions of that a few years ago, there was even a Rush Limbaugh segment in which he repeated those.


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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 05:12:01 PM »
LOL
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 06:12:45 PM »
To be honest, I do have some liberal leanings, I personally think that there is a man made global warming issue, I also think that someone should have to have a license in order to carry a gun, only an insane politician would make it legal for neo-nazis or good muslims to go into a shop and buy a gun, I also think that the government should give grants to help some businesses get off of the ground, and that students should recieve means tested grants, I'm also a supporter of higher income taxes, but I think we should bin sales tax altogether. I think that some government involvment in public services is a good idea, but of course too much can be a disaster, some of the rules the british government have set for the NHS are rediculous, if I feel a little ill, but can't get to the GPS till tomorrow, I have to wait till the morning, I can't book an appointment with the GP in advance of the day I want to see them, according to the government this eliminates waiting times????? (I joke not) I do also think that all illegal alliens should be rounded up and sent back to where they came from, unless there is a special circumstance (e.g. danger of death).

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 01:53:05 PM »
Funny but sadly true.

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 09:50:12 AM »
To be honest, I do have some liberal leanings, I personally think that there is a man made global warming issue, I also think that someone should have to have a license in order to carry a gun, only an insane politician would make it legal for neo-nazis or good muslims to go into a shop and buy a gun, I also think that the government should give grants to help some businesses get off of the ground, and that students should recieve means tested grants, I'm also a supporter of higher income taxes, but I think we should bin sales tax altogether. I think that some government involvment in public services is a good idea, but of course too much can be a disaster, some of the rules the british government have set for the NHS are rediculous, if I feel a little ill, but can't get to the GPS till tomorrow, I have to wait till the morning, I can't book an appointment with the GP in advance of the day I want to see them, according to the government this eliminates waiting times????? (I joke not) I do also think that all illegal alliens should be rounded up and sent back to where they came from, unless there is a special circumstance (e.g. danger of death).


Doesn't the NRA agree that people need to have a gun license to be allowed to use one? 

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 12:35:58 PM »
LOL !
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 08:40:55 PM »
That's funny.
Be very CAREFUL of people whose WORDS don't match their ACTIONS.

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2007, 09:36:13 AM »
"Columbus is on the Santa Maria; the crew's Italian.  Columbus walk down the gang plank and waiting at the bottom is a middle-aged Indian.  Columbus knocks the Indian on his as- and sticks the Spanish flag in the ground; and out of the bushes comes a seventy-five year old squaw with a cleft head and an ax in her back, but the Indian starts to cry :'( because he knows he's going to be exploited.  Columbus puts his arm around the Indian, points to the crew and says, 'In exchange for your land I'll give you fifty Guineas.'  Cut to a shot of a get-out-of-here Mouse trap; tell them how much it costs, where you buy it and that's it."     
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 10:12:47 AM »
"Columbus is on the Santa Maria; the crew's Italian.  Columbus walk down the gang plank and waiting at the bottom is a middle-aged Indian.  Columbus knocks the Indian on his as- and sticks the Spanish flag in the ground; and out of the bushes comes a seventy-five year old squaw with a cleft head and an ax in her back, but the Indian starts to cry :'( because he knows he's going to be exploited.  Columbus puts his arm around the Indian, points to the crew and says, 'In exchange for your land I'll give you fifty Guineas.'  Cut to a shot of a get-out-of-here Mouse trap; tell them how much it costs, where you buy it and that's it."     
Their is just something about this post that doesn't sit well. Hmmm?  What could it be?
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2007, 05:05:39 PM »
"Columbus is on the Santa Maria; the crew's Italian.  Columbus walk down the gang plank and waiting at the bottom is a middle-aged Indian.  Columbus knocks the Indian on his as- and sticks the Spanish flag in the ground; and out of the bushes comes a seventy-five year old squaw with a cleft head and an ax in her back, but the Indian starts to cry :'( because he knows he's going to be exploited.  Columbus puts his arm around the Indian, points to the crew and says, 'In exchange for your land I'll give you fifty Guineas.'  Cut to a shot of a get-out-of-here Mouse trap; tell them how much it costs, where you buy it and that's it."     
Their is just something about this post that doesn't sit well. Hmmm?  What could it be?
Could it be that it makes no sense?
Be very CAREFUL of people whose WORDS don't match their ACTIONS.

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 04:38:17 PM »
Could it be that you aren't obeying the White Man !!

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 05:37:52 PM »
Could it be that you aren't obeying the White Man !!

Sieg: German for Victory of White Men over all others that have been his servants !!

Is it just me or does this, not indicate a sense of nazism? I am confused, what does it mean?
 
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 06:48:46 PM »
Belief in the historical superiority of RIGHTEOUS White Males is not being NAZI !

Nazis who joined Hitler's FRAUD calling where angry about their Defeat after WWI and envied the DECENT Jews, whom were maintaining success after the War.

Sarah, Obviously you have not read the Majority of my Posts or you would know that I deem the Nazis COWARDS for blaming all of Germany's Failure on the DECENT Jews among them !

Let us move on and save Israel from the true ISLAMIC FOE !
I am willing to stand with you !

I encourage those who question my record to review my posts !

Can't believe all this started because I trashed a Woman of Colour who supports OPRAH  :o
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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 08:17:56 PM »
Could it be that you aren't obeying the White Man !!

Sieg: German for Victory of White Men over all others that have been his servants !!

I'm not really sure what you mean here, but this is inappropriate. Your "White Man !!" and "Sieg" thing is disturbing and sounds very third reich.

You are not doing this forum any favors with terminology like this and many of the members already think you are a nazi. So how does that help?

Let's talk about JTF issues and drop white supremacy. Many Jews are very dark (like the Yemenite Jews, for example) and what you are suggesting is inappropriate. You've also said other inappropriate things and I've had to delete two of your posts since you've been in the forum.

This is a warning and what you said really worries me.

Perhaps it would be best if you explained yourself. I make every attempt to be fair.
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2007, 03:24:30 PM »
You are right Jeffguy.  Good on you.  Funny, MassuhD told me to watch this scotch fellow and read some of his posts.  Anyone who uses the German Nazi salute should be immediatly ejected from this forum.  They don't like it TOUGH!  My two cents brother...  Just like the days after WW2, whenever an Allied soldier came upon a Nazi....fcuk the trial....a righteous bullet was place between that scummy white national socialist's eyes....  no trial...no time wasted. 
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2007, 04:19:52 PM »
You are right Jeffguy.  Good on you.  Funny, MassuhD told me to watch this scotch fellow and read some of his posts.  Anyone who uses the German Nazi salute should be immediatly ejected from this forum.  They don't like it TOUGH!  My two cents brother...  Just like the days after WW2, whenever an Allied soldier came upon a Nazi....fcuk the trial....a righteous bullet was place between that scummy white national socialist's eyes....  no trial...no time wasted. 

Execute the Nazi Scum who have brought heartache to the Decent Hebrew People !

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2007, 09:37:09 PM »
21 Ways to be a good Liberal......  would be 21 different ways to relocate to Russia, Cuba, N.Korea, China, Venezula, France etc.....  Just out of America, Britian, Canada and of course Israel....  my two cents....  I hate liberal and leftist ilk...
"‘Vehorashtem/Numbers 33:53’: When you burn out the Land’s inhabitants, you will merit to bestow upon your children the Land as an inheritance. If you do not burn them out, then even if you conquer the Land, you will not merit to allot it to your children as an inheritance." - Ovadiah ben Yacov Sforno; Italian Rabbi, Biblical Commentator, Philosopher and Physician.  1475-1550.

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2007, 07:48:36 PM »
To be honest, I do have some liberal leanings, I personally think that there is a man made global warming issue, I also think that someone should have to have a license in order to carry a gun, only an insane politician would make it legal for neo-nazis or good muslims to go into a shop and buy a gun, I also think that the government should give grants to help some businesses get off of the ground, and that students should recieve means tested grants, I'm also a supporter of higher income taxes, but I think we should bin sales tax altogether. I think that some government involvment in public services is a good idea, but of course too much can be a disaster, some of the rules the british government have set for the NHS are rediculous, if I feel a little ill, but can't get to the GPS till tomorrow, I have to wait till the morning, I can't book an appointment with the GP in advance of the day I want to see them, according to the government this eliminates waiting times????? (I joke not) I do also think that all illegal alliens should be rounded up and sent back to where they came from, unless there is a special circumstance (e.g. danger of death).


Doesn't the NRA agree that people need to have a gun license to be allowed to use one? 

Absolutely not, licensing is unconstitutional. Nazi Germany did it and look what happened to the Jews. A license makes it a privilege rather than a right. It is our right to bear arms.

Aside from that, do criminals have to get a license to own a firearm? They require licenses in Chicago and Mass. but guess what, it didn't curb gun crime.



People with criminal records and/or a documented mental illness should be allowed to have a gone? 

You think that student from Virginia Tech should have had a gun? 

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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2007, 08:04:54 PM »
To be honest, I do have some liberal leanings, I personally think that there is a man made global warming issue, I also think that someone should have to have a license in order to carry a gun, only an insane politician would make it legal for neo-nazis or good muslims to go into a shop and buy a gun, I also think that the government should give grants to help some businesses get off of the ground, and that students should recieve means tested grants, I'm also a supporter of higher income taxes, but I think we should bin sales tax altogether. I think that some government involvment in public services is a good idea, but of course too much can be a disaster, some of the rules the british government have set for the NHS are rediculous, if I feel a little ill, but can't get to the GPS till tomorrow, I have to wait till the morning, I can't book an appointment with the GP in advance of the day I want to see them, according to the government this eliminates waiting times????? (I joke not) I do also think that all illegal alliens should be rounded up and sent back to where they came from, unless there is a special circumstance (e.g. danger of death).


Doesn't the NRA agree that people need to have a gun license to be allowed to use one? 

Absolutely not, licensing is unconstitutional. Nazi Germany did it and look what happened to the Jews. A license makes it a privilege rather than a right. It is our right to bear arms.

Aside from that, do criminals have to get a license to own a firearm? They require licenses in Chicago and Mass. but guess what, it didn't curb gun crime.



People with criminal records and/or a documented mental illness should be allowed to have a gone? 

You think that student from Virginia Tech should have had a gun? 

NO. But gun laws never stop a criminal or a madman.

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Re: 21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2012, 08:20:56 PM »
I was going through history and saw this list and laughed. It should be updated to include obama.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2012, 09:20:24 PM »
Boy, that post brings me back.

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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2012, 06:57:08 AM »
I was going through history and saw this list and laughed. It should be updated to include obama.

Okay, here's one for you.

You have to believe that every government program that doesn't work is underfunded but not be able to come up with an actual amount needed to fully and successfully fund the program.
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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2012, 08:45:38 AM »
You have to believe that if A republican is not wanting to give government handouts to a group of people then that means that Republican wants that group's children to starve to death.