http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-factsIf Chuck Norris can't do it.... nobody else can.
All insurance agreements come with a hidden clause. 'Will not pay out if attacked by Chuck Norris'. That includes buildings, ships, satellites.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris can speak 20 languages, with only his fists. His feet can speak 40.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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