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How are you celebrating Negro History Month?

$500 donation to the head negro in charge's reelection campaign
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Smoking a big fat blunt
3 (30%)
Family trip to the watermelon patch
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Buying tickets to board the Mother Plane
1 (10%)
Other
6 (60%)

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Offline Brennanfan

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We be celebrating up in dis joint! Mmm-hmm!

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Maybe I'll buy some outdated farm equipment, because the economy is bad, Bongo isn't helping them, and they need the work. All they have to do is put the cotton on the end of the stems into the bags . They can even sing while they do it! Swing low sweet chariot, swing low! Now the problem is how do I keep them motivated to work? I've heard they can be kind of unmotivated... I might have to hire someone to oversee them too.
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Maybe I'll buy some outdated farm equipment, because the economy is bad, Bongo isn't helping them, and they need the work. All they have to do is put the cotton on the end of the stems into the bags . They can even sing while they do it! Swing low sweet chariot, swing low! Now the problem is how do I keep them motivated to work? I've heard they can be kind of unmotivated... I might have to hire someone to oversee them too.
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all those require too much work. execpt smoke.

for ape history month I already started last month on mlk day. there was a big sale on weed. all dope half off.

I'll have waddimellin today.


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Walgreens celebrates Black History Month:

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Walgreens celebrates Black History Month:



Hmmm...right next to the cotton balls...I wonder what that might be suggesting... :::D
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So how did you decide to honor the first day of Simian History Month, Rubystars?

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Well, he now be dead an' he now be history Mmmm Hmmmm!



(good riddance to a man who brought cultural filth into our homes)

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I be gettin high

while I be listenin to some DMX
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I chose other. I am going to rig up an altar out of a car on cinder blocks and sacrifice a stolen pair of Nikes on it to Kamau Kambon everyday by popping a cap in them during this oh so sacred Racist Ramadan.
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schvartza pleez!!!  :o

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Yet another thread demonstrating that this movement is serious.

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Yet another thread demonstrating that this movement is serious.

Im sorry but I agree with you... I fail to understand what is accomplished by these kinds of threads...

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And I turned to see wisdom and madness and folly, for what is the man who will come after the king, concerning that which they have already done?And I saw that wisdom has an advantage over folly, as the advantage of light over darkness.The wise man has eyes in its beginning, but the fool goes in the darkness, and I too know that one event happens to them all. (Kohelet 2:12-14)

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Yet another thread demonstrating that this movement is serious.


 Its childish, but funny.

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Im sorry but I agree with you... I fail to understand what is accomplished by these kinds of threads...


I fail to understand what's accomplished by giving money to homeless black drug addicts.

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I be gettin high

while I be listenin to some DMX
Glad you're enjoying yourself. I'm too broke to afford dope right now.  :'( Maybe you'll share with me?

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I fail to understand what's accomplished by giving money to homeless black drug addicts.

What you fail to understand is that you are engaging in simple racism. Just because you feel this way doesn't mean that all black people act in the way you suggest. But generally I believe racists will be racists and there is nothing I can do to change them. So have fun...

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And I turned to see wisdom and madness and folly, for what is the man who will come after the king, concerning that which they have already done?And I saw that wisdom has an advantage over folly, as the advantage of light over darkness.The wise man has eyes in its beginning, but the fool goes in the darkness, and I too know that one event happens to them all. (Kohelet 2:12-14)

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That wasn't an answer to my statement, but have a nice day too.

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So how did you decide to honor the first day of Simian History Month, Rubystars?

I tried not to think about it to be honest.
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I tried not to think about it to be honest.
:'(

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how about posting all these stupid, racist threads in a section of the forum that lurkers can't see at the very least?