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Offline mord

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The wacky world of quranimal sex
« on: May 04, 2012, 11:12:42 AM »
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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 11:28:53 AM »
He is the inspiration to the new law in Egypt which permits necrophilia.
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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 11:35:41 AM »
Can I have sex with a neighbor's dead wife?
Can I go dig up someone's bones to mess with?
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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 04:11:19 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2012, 11:35:41 AM
Can I have sex with a neighbor's dead wife?
Can I go dig up someone's bones to mess with?

Yes, and you can take your neighbor's dead wife as one of your 29 brides... unless you have drank the urine of your neighbor's camel, and in that case, a sharia court must decide.
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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 04:15:33 PM »
Quote from: briann on May 04, 2012, 04:11:19 PM
Yes, and you can take your neighbor's dead wife as one of your 29 brides... unless you have drank the urine of your neighbor's camel, and in that case, a sharia court must decide.

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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 04:47:03 PM »
this is a real dilemma folks. I can't control myself anymore. I'm digging up some random dog bones to play with tonight.
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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 05:05:18 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2012, 04:47:03 PM
this is a real dilemma folks. I can't control myself anymore. I'm digging up some random dog bones to play with tonight.

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Re: The wacky world of quranimal sex
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2012, 04:44:00 AM »
Muslims are interesting. If you think it cannot be more crazy, they put something on top you never have expected.  :::D
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