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Offline Dan Ben Noah

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Shalom
« on: October 05, 2012, 03:41:51 PM »
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 03:42:42 PM »
Prediction, she will be beheaded in the next 5-10 years.  Just saying....
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 04:47:26 PM »
Did he cut off her clitoris first?
Will she sing with a giant garbage bag over her?
How will she get along with his 20 wives?
Which one is uglier? Wissam or Janet?
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 04:58:46 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Dan on October 05, 2012, 03:42:42 PM
Prediction, she will be beheaded in the next 5-10 years.  Just saying....

Wow!
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 05:48:56 PM »
While in line at the supermarket last weekend I saw one of the rags on the magazine rack talk about Janet Jacksons Muslim issues. Apparently that article was onto something...
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 06:04:35 PM »
I don't think this marriage is going to last long.
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 07:14:40 PM »
Boy, she copies everything her brother does.
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 08:19:32 PM »
I don't know how any self-respecting woman can convert to Islam unless they are forced under threat of death or torture to pretend to do so. 

10 years isn't really that bad of an age gap unless one person is a minor and that's not the case here so I don't know why people are making such a huge deal about that part.

It's the Islam part that's bad.
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 09:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Rubystars on October 05, 2012, 08:19:32 PM
I don't know how any self-respecting woman can convert to Islam unless they are forced under threat of death or torture to pretend to do so. 

10 years isn't really that bad of an age gap unless one person is a minor and that's not the case here so I don't know why people are making such a huge deal about that part.

It's the Islam part that's bad.



maybe the billionaire 'rab offered to pay for her cocaine.
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »
Except Jacko liked boys not men
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2012, 10:32:50 PM »
Traditional Islam or NoI?
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2012, 03:37:12 AM »
Quote from: Dan Ben Noah on October 06, 2012, 12:06:26 AM
Probably traditional since her fiance is an Arab--I thought only blacks were allowed in NOI.
I thought he was a Turk, not a 'rab.

Edit: Sorry, I misread it.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2012, 06:07:22 AM by Brennanfan »
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2012, 04:14:15 AM »
Well, she's into wardrobe malfunctions and I can't think of a better wardrobe malfunction than a full burka. So go for it Janet, but don't let the veil pop off or your head will do the same.
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Re: Janet Jackson converts to Islam for sand shvartza boyfriend
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2012, 06:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Yirmayahu on October 06, 2012, 04:14:15 AM
Well, she's into wardrobe malfunctions and I can't think of a better wardrobe malfunction than a full burka. So go for it Janet, but don't let the veil pop off or your head will do the same.

If only that comes to pass!!!
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