Biden would make a better president than Obama. If everyone did whatever they want and the army declared was on anyone that pissed America off, it would be better than Obama's presidency. Sarah Palin's stuffed animal heads for president.
I can imagine a scene where Biden is reading a story to kids in a class room
"So once upon a time there was this communist girl see and she was walking in the forest to see her sick grandma who was about to be euthanized for free under Obamacare when a republican walked up to her"
Suddenly an aide comes from the side and whispers in Biden's ear "America's under attack right now, there's been a nuclear event, you need to come away right now so we can brief you".
Biden then grins a big, goofy grin! "Whaddaya mean, just because they have enriched uranium doesn't mean they have a weapon!"