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Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« on: January 21, 2013, 10:27:32 PM »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753600/woman-who-measures-over-8ft-around-middle.html

 I’m so happy being hippy
Woman with world’s biggest natural assets

 CURVY Mikel Ruffinelli shows off the world’s biggest hips — measuring more than EIGHT FEET round.

The mum of four’s amazing natural 100in curves mean she struggles to get through doorways — and needs two seats on planes.

Mikel, 39, drives a truck as her 30st frame cannot squeeze into a car and needs a reinforced chair at home.

Yet the plus-size model — a trim 10st as a teenager — is PROUD of her figure and does not want to lose weight, even though she often attracts jeers. She said: “Everywhere I go I get attention for my hips — both good and bad.

“When I walk down the street I can hear the shutters going on cameraphones and people laughing at me.

“I’ve heard people saying, ‘Look at her fat tuchas’.

 “Some people assume I’ve had surgery to enhance my a** and hips, but it’s all natural. I think that it’s the result of having four children, but large hips also run in my family.”

Mikel was a normal-sized youngster and even in her early 20s tipped the scales at a modest 13st.

But at 22, she put on four stone after having first child Andrew, now 18. And after daughters Destynee, 13, Autumn, eight, and Justyce, seven, followed, her weight and hips ballooned further.

But despite her curves she stands at just 5ft 4ins and has a proportionally small 40-inch waist Married Mikel, of Los Angeles, owns up to the difficulties that her size causes in everyday life.
 She revealed: “When I travel by plane or train I have to buy two seats because I can’t fit my a** into one. It gets quite expensive. I drive a truck rather than using public transport wherever possible because it’s big enough to fit all of me in.

“Going through tight spaces is sometimes a problem for me and I have to go through doorways sideways.

“And I can’t close the shower door because my hips get in the way. I’ve even been stuck in the bath before.”

 Yet she still enjoys joining in family activities such as keep-fit routines at home and trips to the park and seaside — where she shows off her 42D boobs in a revealing two-piece costume.

She added: “Finding clothes to fit my bottom half is a challenge. I have my lingerie custom-made by seamstresses.”

Mikel also defiantly vows never to diet after vainly struggling for years with slimming plans.

She eats an average 3,000 calories a day — 500 more than the recommended intake for an average man — and she joyfully tucks into her favourite Mexican dishes as well as chicken, seafood and cheese.

On an average day she has two eggs, sausage, bacon and half a dozen potatoes for breakfast.

Her lunch is often fried fish and chips and dinner is barbecue chicken with rice or mashed potato.

In between meals Mikel snacks on peanuts, granola bars and crisps. And hubby Reggie Brooks, 40, is delighted at her well-fed figure.


The computer technician — wed to her for ten years — beamed: “I love her shape. When we met she already had big hips. That’s one of things that attracted me.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753600/woman-who-measures-over-8ft-around-middle.html#ixzz2Ifg0XePg

 “But she’s also a beautiful person on the inside too. Her confidence in herself and her body is sexy.

“When we walk down the street I see guys checking her out and I feel proud that she’s mine.

“If men disrespect her in front of me it doesn’t go down well. I have to show them who’s boss.”

And Mikel — who has modelled for a Big Beautiful Women website for five years — hopes that her confidence will make other women embrace their curves.

She added: “I like that I can look in the mirror and love me just the way I am.

“I want big women to understand that you don’t have to be thin like catwalk models to be beautiful.

“I hope I can inspire women to look at me and think, ‘She’s happy with her body — and she’s got the biggest hips in the world.’ ”

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753600/woman-who-measures-over-8ft-around-middle.html#ixzz2Ifg989qn

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 11:23:29 PM »
Oh my G-d!!!!!

Notice how non-whites always seem to have the best body images, regardless of how fat they are, whereas white and Jewish women get upset at gaining five pounds.

Of course it doesn't help that the media promotes a double standard.  I mean, if Jennifer Lopez was white, she would be openly called a fat cow.  But noooo!  She has "curves."

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 12:14:47 AM »
weird stuff.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 12:21:06 AM »
weird stuff.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 12:23:45 AM »
 :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:

If you want me to be brutally honest, I don't altogether dislike it. I tend to go for big hips/booties. Needless to say, this is excessive. She is overweight--but not quite hideous.

This could be a beautiful woman if she made slightly healthier choices.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 12:25:38 AM »
Oh my G-d!!!!!

Notice how non-whites always seem to have the best body images, regardless of how fat they are, whereas white and Jewish women get upset at gaining five pounds.

Of course it doesn't help that the media promotes a double standard.  I mean, if Jennifer Lopez was white, she would be openly called a fat cow.  But noooo!  She has "curves."
Totally agreed. Actually, I do think J-Lo has a beautiful body, but her face is okay at best, like Kim Kardashian.

Assuming the woman is healthy, I will take face over body every single time.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 03:08:45 AM »
I believe that this individual is lying about her diet

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 04:24:28 AM »
Her daughter said it well when she said how she sees her mother suffering with the health problems caused by being that size... Problems that will only get worse with time....It's kind of sad in a way because she and her family seem like nice people... The house was clean and they all seem like very nice normal folks... She should really work at bringing herself down to a point where she can at least walk through a doorway without turning sideways. 
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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 08:10:05 AM »
Oh my!!!

Look at the size of her butt.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 10:19:09 AM »
 :disease: :thumbsdown: :yuck:
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 12:25:33 PM »
Is that you Mo? The One and Only Mo! Long time no see... How are things going...

Just realized that you have been posting almost every day... Guess I missed you...
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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2013, 12:38:54 PM »
That reminds me of that song by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I think it's sad that in order to get the look she wants to have, she has to be unhealthy in the process though.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2013, 12:44:33 PM »
^ I think she's full of s***! "two eggs, sausage, bacon" is a code word for 2-3 "enormous omelet sandwich" from Burger King. "half a dozen potatoes" is a code word for 6 orders of french fries from McDonalds. Everything she lists you can pretty much just tack on "deep-fried in shortening and ordered from a drive-thru"  :::D

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2013, 12:54:33 PM »
Dat be one big coon!!!! :::D

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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2013, 01:44:43 PM »
I think now the scientists can find out the details about the hidden twelfth dimension of the universe.
There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2013, 01:54:16 PM »
That reminds me of that song by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I think it's sad that in order to get the look she wants to have, she has to be unhealthy in the process though.
Well, there are a lot of white/Hispanic women that do the same in the opposite direction. Also, you know about the women that were paying the transsexual in Florida lots of money to inject concrete into their buttocks (one of whom died), right?

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2013, 02:30:27 PM »
MMmmmm Hmmmm.... Girl got it going onnnn...

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2013, 02:34:57 PM »
I guess she ate too much "Kentucky Fried Chicken, UMM HMM".


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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2013, 02:57:33 PM »
She must be very popular in "de com-yoon-i-tay!"

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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2013, 11:34:05 PM »
My comment is....... No Comment!

I feel bad for the people who are huge and cannot help it.

This lady chooses to be this way.

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Re: Schvartza with 8 ft wide around tuchas. No joke
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2013, 04:59:02 AM »
She is obese and she has mobility problems and a grotesque look. If her fat was distributed more normally she would have more core fat which is said by doctors to be the real health hazard.