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What are you doing for your first day of Schvartze History Month?

Downloading all of Fiddy Cent's albums
3 (21.4%)
Crushing a park bench
3 (21.4%)
Frying up some chitlins
1 (7.1%)
Buying tickets for your pilgrimage to Accra, Ghana
1 (7.1%)
Other
6 (42.9%)

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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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It's Black History Month!
« on: February 01, 2013, 01:21:19 AM »
So... what is it? :-)

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2013, 01:25:17 AM »
So... what is it? :-)

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They invented peanut butter....
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2013, 01:40:16 AM »
They invented peanut butter....


Who invented Afro-Sheen?


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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 01:57:24 AM »
The peanut butter myth again. Peanut butter was made before Carver.

The truth is that peanut butter was made in various forms in Central America hundreds of years before Carver was ever born. If anyone could be called the “inventor” of peanut butter it would be the Aztec, Mayans, or one of the other cultures in that region. Several patents for commercial peanut butter making processes had already been filed long before Carver first experimented with a peanut.

Numerous commercially successful peanut butter making patents were filed by white Americans and at least one white Canadian in the 1880′s and 1890′s. One of the most important was by J.H. Kellog in 1897. J.H. Kellog has a cereal company named after him today. Carver filed his patent about ten years later and his process was never used in the commercial industry.

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 02:00:24 AM »
The peanut butter myth again. Peanut butter was made before Carver.

Who invented 'Aunt Jemima'?



You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 04:57:42 AM »
In honor of black history month President Barack Hussein Obama is taking down the statue of liberty & replacing it with a statue of Aunt Jemima!!!!!
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2013, 05:04:05 AM »
In honor of black history month President Barack Hussein Obama is taking down the statue of liberty & replacing it with a statue of Aunt Jemima!!!!!
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I think he would more likely replace it with a statue of Shirley Chisholm  :fright:
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2013, 05:07:24 AM »
I think he would more likely replace it with a statue of Shirley Chisholm  :fright:
Why Shirley Chisolm?

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2013, 05:36:50 AM »
Why Shirley Chisolm?
She was a so called black activist and the first back woman elected to congress... If the shvartza President had his way he would make it illegal for the pancake company to continue to use the Aunt Jemima likeness even on the pancake box.
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2013, 06:08:42 AM »
She was a so called black activist and the first back woman elected to congress... If the shvartza President had his way he would make it illegal for the pancake company to continue to use the Aunt Jemima likeness even on the pancake box.
Makes sense.
BTW,Did you know that Chisolm lived on the same street as the Lubavitcher Rebbe,ZT"L?
Fact they both lived on President Street in Crown Heights.

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2013, 06:12:47 AM »
To quote a very intelligent man, a second is more than enough to discuss the positive results of this "history" and "culture".

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2013, 06:16:15 AM »
Makes sense.
BTW,Did you know that Chisolm lived on the same street as the Lubavitcher Rebbe,ZT"L?
Fact they both lived on President Street in Crown Heights.

No I didn't... That's interesting to know.
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2013, 07:18:36 AM »
yay!
Its rape white wiminz month!
Yuz git'n raped!
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2013, 07:21:36 AM »
Who invented 'Aunt Jemima'?





Hey, wasn't she married to Uncle Ben?
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2013, 07:55:08 AM »
Downloading all of Fiddy Cent's albums for sure! Happy black history month fellas! lol  :dance:
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2013, 08:07:45 AM »
Good luck with that...

Thank you Draughts!  ^-^
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2013, 03:17:07 PM »
Izz bee drinkin some cult 45 and be takin dem crack cocain, u no what I be sayinn [censored]?


 Den I be robbin dem motha fin whitey for miyyzz reparations.

 And if them glove don't fit, he must aquite.
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2013, 11:37:44 AM »
I never really associated Aunt Jemima with a slave. She just looks like someone who is a really good cook for her family and/or the people who employee her. She has a sweet, motherly vibe to her old pictures. She's happy and it's a bit infectious. When I see that big smile it makes me want to smile too. The modern picture of her on the current products with the carefully groomed hair, pearl earrings, and slimmed down just makes it seem like she doesn't want to get her hands dirty with flour and batter in the kitchen because she's too good for that sort of menial work. I much prefer the old Jemima.

Modern version:


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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2013, 06:48:51 AM »
I never really associated Aunt Jemima with a slave. She just looks like someone who is a really good cook for her family and/or the people who employee her. She has a sweet, motherly vibe to her old pictures. She's happy and it's a bit infectious. When I see that big smile it makes me want to smile too. The modern picture of her on the current products with the carefully groomed hair, pearl earrings, and slimmed down just makes it seem like she doesn't want to get her hands dirty with flour and batter in the kitchen because she's too good for that sort of menial work. I much prefer the old Jemima.

Modern version:

I also liked the older picture...  The older picture made me always think that there might have been an actual person who was a really good cook behind the face pictured on the box... After the politically correct got finished with the makeover the picture seems fake and is just another trademark...
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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2013, 12:28:02 PM »
I also liked the older picture...  The older picture made me always think that there might have been an actual person who was a really good cook behind the face pictured on the box... After the politically correct got finished with the makeover the picture seems fake and is just another trademark...

Exactly, the old Jemima looked much more personable and "real".

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2013, 05:24:12 PM »
A joke for Black History month.....

I hope this isn't offensive to anyone, it sort of pushes it..... I am sorry in advance if anyone is offended.

here goes......

Did you hear about the black woman that had an abortion?

Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500.00!

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2013, 06:00:00 PM »
Eat at KFC.

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2013, 08:15:19 PM »
I am reminded of the hilarious movie, Coming to America when they had the "Black Awareness" event.



Soul Glo! From the same movie.


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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2013, 11:34:27 PM »
Izz bee drinkin some cult 45 and be takin dem crack cocain, u no what I be sayinn [censored]?


 Den I be robbin dem motha fin whitey for miyyzz reparations.

 And if them glove don't fit, he must aquite.
No mo Colt 45 today's homeys like the bull better.

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Re: It's Black History Month!
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2013, 06:56:10 AM »
Aunt Jemima in 2030:


2060:

2100: