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¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« on: February 22, 2013, 06:07:43 PM »


Purim Sameach to all! This Sunday is Purim!!! May we all have a Happy, Safe, and Heartfelt Purim! Eat! Drink! Be Happy!
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2013, 06:09:42 PM »
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 06:26:04 PM »
Is it alowd to drink alcohol in the Jewish believe on this special days? Sorry, i don't know anything about the Jewish religion accept from a few things.
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 06:28:28 PM »
Is it alowd to drink alcohol in the Jewish believe on this special days? Sorry, i don't know anything about the Jewish religion accept from a few things.

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2013, 06:51:10 PM »
Is it alowd to drink alcohol in the Jewish believe on this special days? Sorry, i don't know anything about the Jewish religion accept from a few things.

Yes, Purim the one Holiday where it is a rabbinic commandment to drink. Obviously we don't drink to get wasted drunk. But we drink so  that we can be happy. I have posted a bit of information on the 'mitzvot' of this day in the Torah section...

Here is a audio lesson on the topic:

http://www.torahweb.org/audioFrameset.html#audio=rwil_021504
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2013, 06:51:21 PM »
HAPPY PURIM!

Muman your letters are not suppose to be upside down yet!
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2013, 06:53:05 PM »
HAPPY PURIM!

Muman your letters are not suppose to be upside down yet!


I got the idea from my Rabbi who sent our community a Purim message. He sent his with upside down text..
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2013, 06:56:28 PM »
http://www.aish.com/h/pur/t/dt/48949746.html

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Drink 'Till You...
by Rabbi Shraga Simmons

L'chaim! What's behind the unique mitzvah of getting drunk on Purim?

A person should drink on Purim until the point where they can't tell the difference between "Blessed is Mordechai" and "Cursed is Haman. (Talmud - Megillah 7a; Code of Jewish Law 695:2)

Isn't getting drunk antithetical to Torah tradition? Doesn't Judaism place strong emphasis on intellectual pursuits? How does loss of mental clarity possibly bring a person to spiritual clarity?

I once heard a representative of the Jewish community being interviewed on the radio on the topic of Purim. "What is the significance of the Purim holiday?" asked the radio host.

Explained the Jew: "Just as the Irish have a springtime drinking holiday called St. Patrick's Day, so too the Sages instituted Judaism's own springtime drinking holiday called Purim."

Absurd.

NOW FOR THE REAL EXPLANATION

To begin, we first need to define the concept of "laughter." Laughter occurs when the unexpected happens. A toddler puts on her father's big shoes -- and we laugh. The president forgets his lines in a speech -- and we laugh. When two contrary elements are juxtaposed, the sudden surprise catches us off guard. And the more unexpected it is, the funnier it is.

In the days of Mordechai and Esther, the Jews went from being the target of annihilation, to being the heroes and victors. It was a miraculous 180-degree shift in fortune. Joy comes both from seeing justice served upon our enemies, as well as being raised from the pit ourselves. One who thought he was in danger and suddenly discovers he's safe, laughs aloud in relief. One who thought he lived alone in a hostile world and suddenly discovers that God is really there, laughs aloud in joy.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DRINKING?

How does alcohol help us experience this idea that the world is good, that everything will work out for the best?

Human beings see the world from a finite perspective. The reality, however, is that God and His universe is infinite. But since we are tied to the finite physical world by our bodies, we're forced to live within the illusion of the finite world.

When we drink, we loosen our reliance on physical senses -- and our souls are freer to feel the Oneness of God and the universe. Drink is an opportunity to transcend limitations that blind us to seeing God more clearly.

The message of Purim is that even though it's hard to see Him, God is here in the world. Even when things look bad, even if we're suffering, in some way it has got to be all for the best, because there's a beneficent God behind everything, manipulating events for our good.

This is what is means to "drink until you can't tell the difference between 'Blessed is Mordechai' and 'Cursed is Haman.'" It is only because of our limited perceptions that we see a difference. But in God's infinite reality, there is no difference between the two. It is all ultimately for the good.

On Purim, we drink to the point that we lift out of the reliance on our senses, so all aspects of reality are fused together. We see that everything is part of God's "grand eternal plan," where ultimately Haman is punished and Mordechai is rewarded. We drink to the point where we can't intelligently debate which aspect of God's revelation is greater. Because in truth, it's all the same.

(A fun twist on this theme: In Hebrew, the numerical value (gematria) of "Cursed is Haman" is 502. The numerical value of "Blessed is Mordechai" is also 502. On Purim we get drunk to the point that we can no longer compute the mathematics!)

RAISING OUR SPIRITS

If we were on a higher spiritual level, we wouldn't need to get drunk. If we were truly clear on the idea that the only real power operating in the world is God, we wouldn't have nearly as much worry and anxiety as we normally do. With trust in God, we would be fully relaxed. But since we're not on such a high level, we drink in order to loosen up, laugh at our troubles, forget our anxieties -- and break down our walls. Then we can really see that God's world is good, and everything will work out.

The Talmud says: Nichnas yayin, yatza sode - "when the wine goes in, the secret comes out." (Both "wine" and "secret" share the same numerical value, 70.) Wine tunes us in to the underlying reality of God's presence.

THE BURDEN OF WORRIES

Why is it so hard in everyday life to see this reality?

Judaism teaches that there are opposing inclinations within every human being -- both a good inclination (the "Yetzer Tov"), and a bad inclination (the "Yetzer Hara"). God created the bad inclination in order to challenge us to rise above it. The bad inclination is the source of all our unproductive worry which debilitates our ability to recognize God's presence and to appreciate all the good in life.

On Purim, we wear costumes and perform skits -- mocking our hang-ups, idiosyncrasies, and worries. We attack the source of our debilitating anxiety -- the Yetzer Hara. We laugh about how silly it really is!

The story of Haman's downfall and Mordechai's rise teaches us that even at a time when we're powerless to act, God continues to protect us and shield us. On Purim, we drink to life -- "L'chaim" -- with the knowledge that all our troubles are temporary. We capture the joy that just as God redeemed us from previous exiles, so too He will do so again. Because God is always here, running the world for our benefit.


ONCE AGAIN!!! DO NOT DRINK TO EXCESS, DO NOT GET PUKING DRUNK! THAT IS A CHILLEL HASHEM! DRINK IN MODERATION, AND ONLY TILL THE POINT OF FEELING GOOD!
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2013, 06:57:00 PM »

I got the idea from my Rabbi who sent our community a Purim message. He sent his with upside down text..
I was only teasing, I thought it was funny being upside down.
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2013, 10:59:40 PM »
and hoppie purim to you too unicode man!
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2013, 11:18:01 PM »
Purim is the holiday where Jews prevented a holocaust against them and instead reversed it and executed every Jew hater would be murderers. I pray for a modern day Purim to take place again. It will be another Jewish holiday for all righteous people.

And a second modern Purim I predict will fall on Purim. Much like tshabav falls on the same day both temples were destroyed.
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2013, 11:30:11 PM »
It would be funny if there were a certain minimum amount of alcohol that Jews were required to drink like with the kezayit of matzah during passover

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2013, 08:41:41 AM »
*Guggugugug*
That's why they drink.
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Re: Happy Purim
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2013, 05:36:44 PM »
How did you do that?

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Re: Happy Purim
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2013, 12:27:56 AM »
How did you do that?

Shalom WFTMPTC...

Go to this site, type in your message, cut & pase the upside down text:

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¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı sıɥʇ 'ǝןdɯɐxǝ ɹoɟ
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2013, 12:31:58 AM »
 ¡ooʇ ʎןןɐɯɹou pɐǝɹ ǝq uɐɔ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ os uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ buıddıןɟ ɥʇıʍ uoıʇɔunظuoɔ uı sıɥʇ ǝsn uɐɔ noʎ

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2013, 12:34:47 AM »
Purim is the holiday where Jews prevented a holocaust against them and instead reversed it and executed every Jew hater would be murderers. I pray for a modern day Purim to take place again. It will be another Jewish holiday for all righteous people.

And a second modern Purim I predict will fall on Purim. Much like tshabav falls on the same day both temples were destroyed.

It is the day when the Jewish people reconnected with Hashem through honest and thorough repentance, donning sack-cloth and fasting for three days, and events which only Hashem could orchestrate (such as Mordechai overhearing the plot to kill the king, he knew the language of the tarshishi, and the King couldn't sleep one night, etc.) It is because of this that the KING (who the sages teach was Hashem himself) had Haman hung, and allowed the Jewish people to rise up against those who plotted to kill the Jewish people.

Remember that it was not just Haman and King Ahashverous who wanted the Jewish people eradicated, it was a decree from Heaven that only Heaven itself could reverse. And while Hashem is not named in the Megillah, it is the hidden hand of Hashem which sustains and protects the Jewish people from all of our enemies.

We will once again see our enemies completely destroyed, and like at the sea of Reeds, we will see the devastation of our enemies. The Amalekites will, one day hopefully soon, be crushed by the hand of the Jewish people with the help of Hashems mighty right hand (the hand of Chesed). In every generation they rise to kill us, but Hashem quashes their plans, foils their plots, and makes them suffer by the very means they intended for the Jewish people.

May we witness their destruction, to glorify the name of Hashem, and raise it as a banner for the whole world to realize that there is a G-d in this world, and he is the One G-d, who established a covenant with the Jewish people.
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2013, 12:39:03 AM »
http://jtf.org/forum/index.php/topic,52524.msg492850.html#msg492850



This is a religious forum. Please do not attempt to misspell profane words to bypass the word filter.

We have many religious and young people here as well. We are trying to provide a place where everyone can participate.

I do not want to see any more foul language. It is sad that, in this day and age, very profane speech is seen to be so acceptable, that there are those who would use it on a religious forum. Please think about the movement when wording your posts.
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2013, 12:40:23 AM »
I removed that post.

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2013, 12:42:36 AM »
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2013, 01:00:43 AM »
What are you two talking about?

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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2013, 01:10:43 AM »
What are you two talking about?

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Re: Happy Purim
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2013, 01:53:39 AM »
Shalom WFTMPTC...

Go to this site, type in your message, cut & pase the upside down text:

http://www.fliptext.org/

¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı sıɥʇ 'ǝןdɯɐxǝ ɹoɟ

Oh. I thought you looked it up in unicode.
It is in unicode though. I've seen upside down characters.
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Re: ¡ɯıɹnd ʎddɐɥ
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2013, 01:56:25 AM »
What are you two talking about?

Someone used the upside down text to post the curse words for excrement and intercourse.