Peanut Butter and Jelly is Racist Now

[Rubystars]

http://gopthedailydose.com/2013/06/12/portland-schools-spend-500k-to-deem-pbj-sandwiches-racist/

[Zelhar]

I thought the negroes invented the peanut butter.

[Rubystars]

I thought the negroes invented the peanut butter.

They didn't but that's really besides the point. It's funny how peanut butter is used as one of their crowning achievements and yet now PB&Js are racist.

[Israel Chai]

I hurd that penut butta an jelleh thang make a sound and i says "that ain't th' name mah mama gave meh"

[Dr. Dan]

Waste of 500k. To not give it to the homeless instead is far more racist.

[briann]

Actually Peanut Butter and jelly are very racist.... and this is why we should  have affirmative action to compensate for the evil condiments keeping the black man down.

By the way... I'm in the mood for some pancakes.

[Joe Gutfeld]

How in the world that PB and J is racist?

[Israel Chai]

How in the world is PB and J racist?

"For instance, last year a teacher in the district presented a lesson that included a reference to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Gutierrez says that by using sandwiches as an illustration, the teacher was engaged in a very subtle form of racism.

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” asked Gutierrez, according to Portland Tribune. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

Maybe they eat [censored].

[muman613]

This whole issue is completely stupid...

I bet if the teacher asked 'If Pedro ate 2 tacos, and 2 burritos and Guero ate 4 tacos, and 4 burritos, how many tacos were eaten by Pedro and Guero?' would be just as racist... So I guess we cannot talk about food at all..

[Israel Chai]

This whole issue is completely stupid...

I bet if the teacher asked 'If Pedro ate 2 tacos, and 2 burritos and Guero ate 4 tacos, and 4 burritos, how many tacos were eaten by Pedro and Guero?' would be just as racist... So I guess we cannot talk about food at all..

Talking is racist.

[Rubystars]

Food is racist! 

Lawsee! We sho' do like dem Aunt Jemima pancakes! MMMMHMMM! 

[Rubystars]

I have to wonder what the USA will look like in 500 years if there still is a USA. I imagine maybe 5% white, 70% non-white Hispanic with the other races making up the rest. Probably about 50% Muslim, 30% Pagan (Wicca, Chaos Magick, etc.) 25% made of people following some form of false left wing Christianity, atheism, agnosticism, Buddhism, etc., 2% actual Christians and 1% Jewish.

[TruthSpreader]

I have to wonder what the USA will look like in 500 years if there still is a USA. I imagine maybe 5% white, 70% non-white Hispanic with the other races making up the rest. Probably about 50% Muslim, 30% Pagan (Wicca, Chaos Magick, etc.) 25% made of people following some form of false left wing Christianity, atheism, agnosticism, Buddhism, etc., 2% actual Christians and 1% Jewish.

That, Rubystars would be a nightmare beyond all imagination.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I have to wonder what the USA will look like in 500 years if there still is a USA. I imagine maybe 5% white, 70% non-white Hispanic with the other races making up the rest. Probably about 50% Muslim, 30% Pagan (Wicca, Chaos Magick, etc.) 25% made of people following some form of false left wing Christianity, atheism, agnosticism, Buddhism, etc., 2% actual Christians and 1% Jewish.

If that happens, I don't think 1% Jewish would be realistic. Most Jews would move to Israel. The remaining would be so assimilated and involved in intermarriage that most of them would not be Halachically Jewish and even those that were would be too divorced from real Judaism. They would be close to what you called false Left Wing Christianity. Deform Jews practice false Left Wing Judasim.

In such a case, if any of the Jews were real Jews it would probably be Hasidic Anti-Zionists that wouldn't move to Israel. They don't intermarry so they keep growing but any normal Jew would flee in such a case. It seems worse than what happened to South Africa when the racist ANC, Yimach Shemam, took over. 

[muman613]

I guess it is Racist when a Black man plays in a Rock Band...

[Ephraim Ben Noach]

I guess it is Racist when a Black man plays in a Rock Band...

[Ephraim Ben Noach]

It's not always about race... I'm a blue eyed devil, and it was a Hispanic teacher and a black cop that tried to help me out and keep me in High School. And a black helped put me through college... I was stabbed in back by many blacks, but they are not all bad.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I have to wonder what the USA will look like in 500 years if there still is a USA. I imagine maybe 5% white, 70% non-white Hispanic with the other races making up the rest. Probably about 50% Muslim, 30% Pagan (Wicca, Chaos Magick, etc.) 25% made of people following some form of false left wing Christianity, atheism, agnosticism, Buddhism, etc., 2% actual Christians and 1% Jewish.

I forgot to mention that Mashiach will have come by then so there won't be any Jews outside of Israel. As for the other people you mentioned, all evil people won't exist anymore so all countries will only have righteous people regardless of race. Chaim once said Africa will be under populated in the Messianic Era. Maybe Europe also will since most of their current growth is Muslim and obviously Muslims won't be in The Next World unless they repent and leave Islam. Fake Muslims who don't know what Islam is might not have to repent though.

[Rubystars]

I forgot to mention that Mashiach will have come by then so there won't be any Jews outside of Israel. As for the other people you mentioned, all evil people won't exist anymore so all countries will only have righteous people regardless of race. Chaim once said Africa will be under populated in the Messianic Era. Maybe Europe also will since most of their current growth is Muslim and obviously Muslims won't be in The Next World unless they repent and leave Islam. Fake Muslims who don't know what Islam is might not have to repent though.

I didn't realize that Jewish people also considered us to be living near the end times. What do you think will happen between now and that blissful state? And what will happen to the evil people? Will they simply not exist anymore or will they burn in hell?

[rob211080]

I have to wonder what the USA will look like in 500 years if there still is a USA. I imagine maybe 5% white, 70% non-white Hispanic with the other races making up the rest. Probably about 50% Muslim, 30% Pagan (Wicca, Chaos Magick, etc.) 25% made of people following some form of false left wing Christianity, atheism, agnosticism, Buddhism, etc., 2% actual Christians and 1% Jewish.

I don't know about the USA but thats what Britain will look like for sure.

[Israel Chai]

I don't know about the USA but thats what Britain will look like for sure.

I do believe that statement can be termed "wistful thinking".

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I didn't realize that Jewish people also considered us to be living near the end times. What do you think will happen between now and that blissful state? And what will happen to the evil people? Will they simply not exist anymore or will they burn in hell?

We are in 5773. 6000 is supposed to be the Messianic Era. Chaim has talked about what will happen. There is the War of Gog and Magog. People suggest certain people are Gog. People have said it's George W. Bush who went by the name Gog in college. Obama is certainly part of the big picture.

[Rubystars]

So basically we don't have to worry about any of that if that schedule is followed because we'll be dead.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

So basically we don't have to worry about any of that if that schedule is followed because we'll be dead.

But we'll be resurrected (Not the evil people.). We can also hasten the coming of Mashiach by doing mitzvot such as settling the Land of Israel. The whole point of Zionism is to hasten the Redemption. If we deserve it, it will come sooner. Otherwise it will come in its time with much suffering such as the War of Gog and Magog.

[Ephraim Ben Noach]

So basically we don't have to worry about any of that if that schedule is followed because we'll be dead.

No, we do have to worry! When we die we have to pay for all of our sins and the laws we broke. I feel if you didn't know you broke a law HaShem will have mercy. I also think depending  on the people, things could come sooner or later... At the rate we are at, the war of Gog and Magog, the sons of light vs the sons of darkness, and revelations, ect. will start very soon... IMO.