![rotflmao! :::D](http://jtf.org/forum/Smileys/super/2funny.gif)
What about this... thing:
![](http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/news/121119/chaz-bono-300.jpg)
The diversity crowd would be happy that it was both a woman and a tranny at the same time. Unfortunately as a "white male", Chaz Bono doesn't have enough diversity points to win the presidency anymore.
So let's look elsewhere. One of these women would be perfect for the diversity crowd: