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Offline Dan Ben Noah

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Shalom
« on: October 15, 2013, 07:15:49 PM »
Shalom
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 10:03:47 PM by Dan Ben Noah »
Jeremiah 16:19 O Lord, Who are my power and my strength and my refuge in the day of trouble, to You nations will come from the ends of the earth and say, "Only lies have our fathers handed down to us, emptiness in which there is nothing of any avail!

Zechariah 8:23 So said the Lord of Hosts: In those days, when ten men of all the languages of the nations shall take hold of the skirt of a Jewish man, saying, "Let us go with you, for we have heard that God is with you."

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 08:10:33 PM »
בס''ד

What a great video! Absolutely hilarious. If we lived in a normal world, hundreds of millions of people would be going to your video instead of the nauseating garbage that they now go to.

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 08:20:09 PM »
Dan Ben Noah, you are definitely at professional calibre writer level.  No two ways about it

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 09:31:16 PM »
Excellent!

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2013, 07:34:32 AM »
Wow. That's talent.
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 08:07:27 AM »
This is obviously fake. Husseino would have had to wait way longer for the answers to come up on his teleprompter.
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2013, 08:22:38 AM »
Hilarious. You did a very good impression of Obama.
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2013, 10:02:54 AM »
LOL I think it's going to be a hit.

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 11:16:56 AM »
I started laughing really hard at the sprinkler system joke. So many good ones in here. I also laughed at the part about Larry Sinclair.  :::D :laugh:

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 11:32:59 AM »
This is really a masterpiece it's hilarious :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 12:42:33 PM »
Great sense of humour.

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 03:36:14 PM »
Great work Dan... Listened to this last night before bed and I couldn't sleep I was laughing so hard...
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 04:20:35 PM »
Dan Ben Noah, you are awesome!
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 06:45:48 PM »
WOW! That was great! You have a lot of talent. Keep it up.

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2013, 09:27:42 AM »
Well Done...will come back to watch the whole video after work.  The pictures are excellent...Loved the Racist Grading scale....Obama doesn't speak..he dictates...

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2013, 12:48:49 PM »
This is a good impersonation....sometimes the many of us don't watch him give any speeches any more...we leave the room.

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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2013, 02:57:09 PM »
Will you be doing another one of these?
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Re: HaShem help us, "Ask Barack Hussein Obama" is ready!
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2013, 02:43:00 PM »
Boy, Dan really sounds like O....I wish we could really ask HaShem face to face what he thinks of this impostor.