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Offline Lisa

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Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« on: March 20, 2014, 12:28:27 AM »
For all you New York metro area people, this is just a reminder that our monthly is tomorrow night, which is Thursday December 20 at 6:30 p.m.

I've already sent out private messages with the details.

But if any of you have questions or you think you'll be in NYC tomorrow night, please send either me or Chaim a private message.

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Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2014, 01:19:52 AM »
You know dat December be the third month of the civil year, UMM HMM! It be da affirmative action calendar, UMM HMM!

Dat be why we be gettin snow in the beginning of Spring. Da mother ship be changin da seasons so we be back in da beginin of Winta, UMM HMM! It be called global warming, UMM HMM!


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Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2014, 01:24:05 AM »
For all you New York metro area people, this is just a reminder that our monthly is tomorrow night, which is Thursday December 20 at 6:30 p.m.


Dem Jews be sayin dat December 20, 2014, be Shabbat. UMM HMM! It be a Jew conspiracy, UMM HMM! Of course it be dark by dat time. It also be da 5th night of Hanukkah so Shabbat be over by den.

When it gonna be the 5th night of Kwanzaa? I be longin for dem days of shop liftin. UMM HMM! December 20 be 5 days before da last day of shop liftin. December 25 be the last day. When all dem white Christians folks' stores be closed, we gonna go shop liftin, UMM HMM!



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Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2014, 12:56:08 PM »
Today is December? I think you made a typo.

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Re: Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 01:08:44 PM »
Today is December? I think you made a typo.

Corrected.

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Re: Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 04:04:30 PM »
Another brain fart... I thought it was an early April 1st joke originally...
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Reminder - JTF Monthly Meeting Tomorrow Night March 20, 2014
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2014, 12:03:02 AM »
No comments on my joke about affirmative action calendars?