Pre-baptism songs:
Hymn No. 2: Rock 'n' Roll Rabin
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're gonna get in my supercharged Subaru,
and head down Highway 1.
Gonna go up to Mt. Herzl,
and have ourselves some fun.
Gonna light some candles for Yitzchak Rabin,
and sing a song of peace.
At night we'll go to the Russian Compound,
and drink a couple of beers.
Rock,rock, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll Rabin. (4x)
Then we'll head on out to Talpiot,
and disco the night away.
Let's dance!
Rock,rock, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll Rabin. (4x)
Hymn No. 3: A Mantra
Right wing incitement created the political atmosphere
that led to Rabin's assassination. (repeat until you really believe it)
Now that our prayers have been said, I hereby baptize you with these liberal tears in the name of the UN, the American President, and the holy peace process, Ay men.