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Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« on: August 10, 2007, 09:39:34 AM »
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The Union for Reform Judaism this week released the second edition of Kulanu, the organization's 500-page resource manual for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender inclusion. The guide includes two blessings authored by Rabbi Elliot Kukla for transitioning genders:
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our God, Ruler of time and space, the Transforming One to those who transform/transition/cross over.

Blessed are You, Eternal One our God, Ruler of time and space, who has made me in God's image.

The manual also suggests using the Shehechiyanu prayer, traditionally recited to mark special events or notable firsts:

Blessed are You, Eternal One our God, Ruler of time and space, who has kept us alive and sustained us and helped us to arrive at this moment.
This guy is beyond help  'Rabbi' Elliot Kukla  :o :o :o


 
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 10:20:14 AM »
FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!! WHAT'S NEXT??..........KOSHER PORK????? >:(

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 10:28:53 AM »
Kosher pork might be stretching it. (Although I don't put anything past these clowns.)

But I can easily see kosher estrogen and testosterone pills.

Let's respect the kosher dietary needs of our gender challenged friends !

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 10:29:04 AM »
FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!! WHAT'S NEXT??..........KOSHER PORK????? >:(
I think the deformed Jews have been eating pork for years...  Richard Silverstein finally has a prayer he can say :laugh: :laugh:



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our G-d, Ruler of time and space, the Transforming One to those who transform/transition/cross over.
Blessed are You, Eternal One our G-d, Ruler of time and space, who has made me in G-d's image.

The manual also suggests using the Shehechiyanu prayer, traditionally recited to mark special events or notable firsts:

Blessed are You, Eternal One our G-d, Ruler of time and space, who has kept us alive and sustained us and helped us to arrive at this moment.
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 11:33:01 AM »
grrrrrrrrrrr  I just want to kick him or her in the nuts...Damn hippies..I hate hippies.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 11:36:53 AM »
grrrrrrrrrrr  I just want to kick him or her in the nuts...Damn hippies..I hate hippies.

I think they could be in short supply. You might want to aim for the head.

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 05:50:19 PM »
Saying Shehechiyanu on being gay?

This is unbeleivable!!!!!!!!

These people are worse than the Sadduccees and Karaites.

Alteast they do some things correct accidentally.

These Reform Jews are straight from the Sitra Achra.
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2007, 05:52:01 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 05:52:48 PM »
Not on being gay on being transexueals :o
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2007, 05:54:13 PM »
I think the underoath song Down Set Go seems to apply pretty well here, though it's really intended to be about how everything goes wrong if you have sex outside of marriage, it fits this pretty well "I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away" Jews as God's chosen people have the best possible prospects, and yet they choose to do well, that...


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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 05:56:48 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

Of course not, but the Reform feel they have the right to do anything they want.

When they first started in Germany they took out all references to Israel, Zion, Jerusalem, Redemption and proclaimed Berlin as their Jerusalem.

They are obviously capable of any sort of insanity judging by their past lunacy.
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 05:57:15 PM »
I think the underoath song Down Set Go seems to apply pretty well here, though it's really intended to be about how everything goes wrong if you have sex outside of marriage, it fits this pretty well "I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away" Jews as G-d's chosen people have the best possible prospects, and yet they choose to do well, that...



I can't even hear the lyrics through all that noise.

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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 05:57:22 PM »
I think the underoath song Down Set Go seems to apply pretty well here, though it's really intended to be about how everything goes wrong if you have sex outside of marriage, it fits this pretty well "I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away" Jews as G-d's chosen people have the best possible prospects, and yet they choose to do well, that...


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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2007, 06:03:39 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

Of course not, but the Reform feel they have the right to do anything they want.

When they first started in Germany they took out all references to Israel, Zion, Jerusalem, Redemption and proclaimed Berlin as their Jerusalem.

They are obviously capable of any sort of insanity judging by their past lunacy.

At the opening of the 1st reform 'temple' in the USA, they ate ham and shellfish!

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2007, 06:08:07 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

Of course not, but the Reform feel they have the right to do anything they want.

When they first started in Germany they took out all references to Israel, Zion, Jerusalem, Redemption and proclaimed Berlin as their Jerusalem.

They are obviously capable of any sort of insanity judging by their past lunacy.

At the opening of the 1st reform 'temple' in the USA, they ate ham and shellfish!

How stupid is that?

If you don't beleive in Judaism you have a few options.

1. Join another religion.

2. Create your own religion.

3. Be Atheist Secular Humanists.



But don't pervert the Torah and cut it and paste it to fit your liking and then demand to be recognized as Judaism.
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 06:09:45 PM »
Reform Judaism is kinda Islam. They took Judaism and removed the parts they didn't like and ended up with something insane.
The city isn't what it used to be. It all happened so fast. Everything went to crap. It's like... everyone's sense of morals just disappeared. Bad economy made things worse. Jobs started drying up, then the stores had to shut down. Then a black man was elected president. He was supposed to change things. He didn't. More and more people turned to crime and violence... The town becomes gripped with fear. Dark times, dark times... I am the hero this town needs. I am... The Coon!!!

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 06:10:44 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

Of course not, but the Reform feel they have the right to do anything they want.

When they first started in Germany they took out all references to Israel, Zion, Jerusalem, Redemption and proclaimed Berlin as their Jerusalem.

They are obviously capable of any sort of insanity judging by their past lunacy.

At the opening of the 1st reform 'temple' in the USA, they ate ham and shellfish!

How stupid is that?

If you don't beleive in Judaism you have a few options.

1. Join another religion.

2. Create your own religion.

3. Be Atheist Secular Humanists.



But don't pervert the Torah and cut it and paste it to fit your liking and then demand to be recognized as Judaism.

Do you think it's erev rav or just standard diaspora Jew craziness?

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 06:11:15 PM »
I think the underoath song Down Set Go seems to apply pretty well here, though it's really intended to be about how everything goes wrong if you have sex outside of marriage, it fits this pretty well "I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away" Jews as G-d's chosen people have the best possible prospects, and yet they choose to do well, that...



I can't even hear the lyrics through all that noise.
Just for you, I'll type them out:

"I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away
I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away
I gave it away

I'm a half wit boy
Cracking a smile and wearing it all on my sleave
So cool and so poised
Its true I'm just around to see
Where this things goes I'll never know
But all I know is packing bags is a remedy
Is a remedy

This time I'll be nervous
Cause I can't see your hands in front of me
In front of me tonight
Lets forget all pretense of what they thought we should be
What liars we can be

I'm on my way to the top of the world
And I've got a feeling I'll give it away
I'm on my way to the top of the world
And I've got a feeling I'll give it away

She's a maverick she's so smooth
If things go according to plan
I'll have her finished by five a.m.
There's no turning back
There's no second chance
I've already got both feet through the door
And I can taste the air
And I can taste the air

This time I'll be nervous
Cause I can't see your hands in front of me
In front of me tonight
Lets forget all pretense of what they thought we should be
What liars we can be

Make a sound it's safe for you
To choke in here alone

Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes

You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me"

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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 06:15:44 PM »
Are prayers allowed to made up like this?

Its crazy.

Of course not, but the Reform feel they have the right to do anything they want.

When they first started in Germany they took out all references to Israel, Zion, Jerusalem, Redemption and proclaimed Berlin as their Jerusalem.

They are obviously capable of any sort of insanity judging by their past lunacy.

At the opening of the 1st reform 'temple' in the USA, they ate ham and shellfish!

How stupid is that?

If you don't beleive in Judaism you have a few options.

1. Join another religion.

2. Create your own religion.

3. Be Atheist Secular Humanists.



But don't pervert the Torah and cut it and paste it to fit your liking and then demand to be recognized as Judaism.

Do you think it's erev rav or just standard diaspora Jew craziness?

Erev Rav is a spiritual concept that cannot be exclusively proven but the Talmud does mention two things that show that a person is from the Erev Rav cruelty and brazenness.

But when it comes to Rerform, their idea of patrilineal descent which contradicts both the written and Oral Torah and their drive-thru false conversion has probably left most of them not-jewish at all.

I actually feel bad for them. They get all the bad things about being Jewish like anti-semitism with none of the benefits.
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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2007, 06:57:18 PM »
I think the underoath song Down Set Go seems to apply pretty well here, though it's really intended to be about how everything goes wrong if you have sex outside of marriage, it fits this pretty well "I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away" Jews as G-d's chosen people have the best possible prospects, and yet they choose to do well, that...



I can't even hear the lyrics through all that noise.
Just for you, I'll type them out:

"I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away
I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away
I gave it away

I'm a half wit boy
Cracking a smile and wearing it all on my sleave
So cool and so poised
Its true I'm just around to see
Where this things goes I'll never know
But all I know is packing bags is a remedy
Is a remedy

This time I'll be nervous
Cause I can't see your hands in front of me
In front of me tonight
Lets forget all pretense of what they thought we should be
What liars we can be

I'm on my way to the top of the world
And I've got a feeling I'll give it away
I'm on my way to the top of the world
And I've got a feeling I'll give it away

She's a maverick she's so smooth
If things go according to plan
I'll have her finished by five a.m.
There's no turning back
There's no second chance
I've already got both feet through the door
And I can taste the air
And I can taste the air

This time I'll be nervous
Cause I can't see your hands in front of me
In front of me tonight
Lets forget all pretense of what they thought we should be
What liars we can be

Make a sound it's safe for you
To choke in here alone

Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes
Whatever I say goes

You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me
You're not here with me"

How the hell did you do that!?! :o :o

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 07:06:15 PM »
I can make out the words, and I have a lyric sheet, as i own a copy of the album that that song comes from.

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2007, 07:07:38 PM »
I can make out the words, and I have a lyric sheet, as i own a copy of the album that that song comes from.

Do you do air guitar when you listen to the underoath songs? :)

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Re: Reformed deformed Jews are worse then gay
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2007, 07:15:28 PM »
I can make out the words, and I have a lyric sheet, as i own a copy of the album that that song comes from.

Do you do air guitar when you listen to the underoath songs? :)
I very occasionally do air guitar to underoath, more often I nod or sing along.

Anyway, look at the itunes playlist I'm currently listening to: