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Offline angryChineseKahanist

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mayo or kid?
« on: September 17, 2014, 10:14:34 AM »
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 11:02:23 AM »
woman steals mayo from walmart and leaves kid behind

http://crimefeed.com/2014/09/woman-allegedly-shoplifts-walmart-leaves-baby-store/
If it was Hellman's, who could blame her.  8;)

Who brings a kid on a shoplifting spree?

Oh, right.  The baby was the decoy.  Makes sense.  I'm surprised she even attempted to take the baby with her ( when she got caught).  See, she isn't all bad.  :P
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 04:32:44 PM »
hey, what's more important than french fry dipping sauce?
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 07:23:06 PM »
hey, what's more important than french fry dipping sauce?
I know. Right  :::D
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 07:28:07 PM »
Send her some Miracle Whip!


You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 08:21:25 PM »
Send her some Miracle Whip!


Miracle Whip is not worth stealing.
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 08:24:06 PM »
Miracle Whip is not worth stealing.

Heck, I'd steal it.... I prefer Tuna sandwiches with MW rather than mayo... Call me what you will but since I was a kid I preferred Miracle Whip.

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 08:30:29 PM »
Heck, I'd steal it.... I prefer Tuna sandwiches with MW rather than mayo... Call me what you will but since I was a kid I preferred Miracle Whip.
:yuck: We don't see eye to eye on much do we?  :::D
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 09:26:57 PM »
 ;D :::D I freaking hate MW! I would also kill myself if I was Italian. ..  I hate red sauce (I have a name for it) too.
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 09:30:00 PM »
;D :::D I freaking hate MW! I would also kill myself if I was Italian. ..  I hate red sauce (I have a name for it) too.

Now I have a reason to hate you... Just kidding.
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 09:30:48 PM »
;D :::D I freaking hate MW! I would also kill myself if I was Italian. ..  I hate red sauce (I have a name for it) too.
More for me.
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Re: mayo or kid?
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 09:37:43 PM »
Ezekiel 33:6 But if the watchman see the sword come, and blow not the horn, and the people be not warned, and the sword do come, and take any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at the watchman's hand.