Kudos for Poland.
I'll never tell another joke about Polish airplanes having hair under the wings as long as I live............Or maybe 'til next Teusday.
I like these Polish jokes:
Q: How does the Turkish Grand Vizier know that the Poles have been in his camp?
A: His Jannisaries are dead, and his artillery and coffee are missing.
Turkish Court Jester: "How many Poles does it take..."
Sultan (draws his scimitar and cuts the jester's head off): "They had as many as they needed, that's for sure!"
Next Court Jester: "Did you hear the one about the Polish Cavalry?"
Sultan (crumples the battle report that just came from Vienna, draws his scimitar, and cuts the jester's head off): "Yes."
Q: What two things do you need to avoid losing a single man to the Polish Cavalry?
A: Fast horses and a head start (the solution applied by the Crimean Horde at Vienna in 1683)
Q: How do you get a 17th century Islamofascist to act like a 20th century Frenchman?
A: Walk up behind him and say something in Polish. "Bij! Zabij!" ("Strike! Kill!") works quite well.
Q: Why can the slowest Turkish Spahi ride faster than the fastest Polish Hussar?
A: The ones that couldn't are dead.

