we're supposed to sit here shaking because the earth is warming and nyc is going to be under 3000000000 feet of water.
so we're supposed to want to evacuate earth and move to mars.
we're also polluting the galaxy so humans should cease to exist.
(I know, angryChineseKahanist that you're mocking the idea of humans moving to Mars, but I want to show why it's a ridiculous idea and beyond the realm of possibility.) The atmosphere is largely carbon dioxide, which is deadly to humans with no buffer gas like nitrogen. We need oxygen to breathe and there's not enough there. The atmospheric pressure is about 1% of the Earth's atmospheric pressure, which is enough to count as a laboratory vacuum. Below 10%, it is impossible for humans to survive more than minutes, because when the pressure is this low, your saliva boils, and the moisture lining your lungs also boils.
Good luck changing all of that on this inhospitable place.