She is a hardcore paleo.
This is what you mean?
https://iquitsugar.com/38-signs-youre-hardcore-paleo/We had an outrageously huge response to our 14 signs you’re a hardcore Paleo post a couple of weeks ago and you lot came back with some crackers of your own across Twitter and Facebook.
Here are some of the hilarious comments that had us choking on our bone broth.
38 more signs you’re hardcore Paleo:
When you judge the temperature by the viscosity of your coconut oil. Sarah Collingwood.
You substitute flour for bacon. Karen Den-Toll
Friends come over and you ask if they’d like a drink, but all you have to offer is water. Kieran Shirey
You pack coconut oil in your suitcase when you go on holiday. Terri Allen
When you make Paleo bread out of mostly eggs… and top it with… EGG! The merrymaker sisters
You’re so obsessed by coconut you even shave, bath and moisturise with it so you permanently smell like a coconut. Mini
You have a genuine panic attack when you realise you’re eating something cooked in canola oil instead of butter! Sandra Heath
You order a side of meat with your meat and a dressing of meat for your meat with a touch of bacon. Max Paine
You put a birthday candle in your slow roasted lamb. (We can’t remember who said this but if it’s you, please credit yourself below).
The base of every dessert is sweet potato. Hannah Rodgers
You live in fear that you will explode if you eat the tiniest bit of gluten! Potter Pickle
You blissfully ignore anyone who says caveman never ate pancakes make of almond meal and coconut milk. Mind Body Green
You would rather starve than eat something processed. Sophie Fallon
You try to make pancakes with just two ingredients – eggs and berries. Amanda Pearson
When you get to the check out and all you have in your trolley is meat, veggies and coconut oil. Patricia Bartholdy-Fifield
You sneak kale chips into the cinema instead of popcorn. Mini
‘Bones’ are a permanent item on your shopping list. Nadine Veverka
When you take 15 minutes to order a meal at a restaurant! Can I swap this for that and have this on the side?! The merrymaker sisters.
The fridge is full of fermented veg and bone broth. Anne Macrae
When your ice cube trays contain everything BUT ice! Tania Kipling
When you happily eat pork belly for breakfast. Fiona Douglas
Your friends and family apologise for eating non-Paleo foods in front of you. Michelle Holt
You subconsciously make a crossfit WOD of any mundane task. Grocery shopping for time anyone? Mind Body Green
When you believe that bacon is the only flavour that trumps bacon. Benny Lee-Jones
When you drink apple cider vinegar straight from the bottle. Cass Good
You stop at three different shops to get groceries and one of them is a grass-fed or organic butcher. Jessica Travers
You get nervous when you’re down to only one jar of broth in the fridge. Alexx Stuart
You carry a coconut machete under the car seat at all times. Rusty Moran
Your one-year-old cries for more pate on seed crackers and your five-year-old takes cultured veggies in her lunch box every day. Jo Axford
You have at least two dozen eggs in your fridge at all times! Monique
You own two slow cookers. One for your bone broth the other for slow cooked meals. Aimee
You can’t function until you’ve started your day with a bulletproof coffee. Mini
When your kids have kefir, bone broth, green smoothies, meat and veg for breakfast and think it’s totally normal. Juju
You hunt rabbit for your cat. Colette Barnes
You consider buying shares in coconut oil. Marcia
You plan holidays around Paleo cafes you want to visit. Marcia
You play hunter-gatherer in friend’s (and stranger’s) gardens, and come home with a bountiful vegetable/herb loot. Haidee Scott
You train primal movements with a fillet of salmon in your mouth. Andrew Stilli