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Title: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 27, 2007, 01:47:33 AM
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest d***," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest d***."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 27, 2007, 01:49:10 AM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 27, 2007, 02:03:56 AM
An old Souther planter goes into the hospital and is informed by the doctor that his condition is pretty serious. In fact, he's going to require a heart transplant.

"Well, doctor," drawls the planter, "you'd best get on with it. But whatever you do, just don't give me the heart of a black man."

When he comes out of the anaesthetic, the doctor is leaning over his bedside anxiously. "Cal," he says, "I got to use a black man's heart." Cal pales. "But the good news is: your penis is three inches longer.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 27, 2007, 02:04:53 AM
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 27, 2007, 02:22:34 AM
During the civil rights era of the 1960s a  negro in Alabama was walking into a school house to vote during state elections when he was met by a large, imposing red neck sheriff standing in the door way.

"Where you goin' , boy?"

" I's goin' to vote dah, sheriff"

 " Boy, the state of Alabama requies you to be able to read & write if you wanna vote."

" Whah, I can read & write, sheriff"

The Sheriff then presented the negro with a copy of the Hebrew times.

The negro stared blankly and turned the paper every which way, scratching his head before saying in astonnishment.............................

" Whah shucks, sheriff!.....I could read last week!"
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: nessuno on July 27, 2007, 03:39:50 AM
During the civil rights era of the 1960s a  negro in Alabama was walking into a school house to vote during state elections when he was met by a large, imposing red neck sheriff standing in the door way.

"Where you goin' , boy?"

" I's goin' to vote dah, sheriff"

 " Boy, the state of Alabama requies you to be able to read & write if you wanna vote."

" Whah, I can read & write, sheriff"

The Sheriff then presented the negro with a copy of the Hebrew times.

The negro stared blankly and turned the paper every which way, scratching his head before saying in astonnishment.............................

" Whah shucks, sheriff!.....I could read last week!"
:laugh:
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 27, 2007, 05:04:21 AM
 (http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i961515_Niggerafrica.jpg) (http://www.imagehosting.com)
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Post by: Shoshana on July 27, 2007, 09:38:36 AM
Very funny stuff.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Kananga on July 27, 2007, 10:46:41 AM
Why not Yacov??  It's seems you're allowing all this other racist Nazi garbage to post here.


(http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i961515_Niggerafrica.jpg)

I'll have you know that the artist of this piece, "A. Wyatt Mann"  does a whole entire series on Jews and Zionism also.

http://www.cwporter.com/AWYATTMANNthegenius.htm

It only undermines your cause and JTF to appaulde and support this sorta crap.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: mord on July 27, 2007, 11:28:19 AM
He must be a Nazi this cartoonist
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Post by: judeanoncapta on July 27, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
Hey, Kanaga.

Are you an African?
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: ape on July 27, 2007, 09:16:46 PM
What does a black Italian do?


steal spaghetti


....It's so stupid that it's funny
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 27, 2007, 09:20:07 PM
As far as I am concerned, the only thing that should be banned is material praising Islam, shvartzas and other jew and righteous gentile hating drek.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 27, 2007, 10:51:31 PM
What does a black Italian do?


steal spaghetti


....It's so stupid that it's funny
:laugh: :laugh:


What's black and eats chips?




Half of England.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Bourne on July 28, 2007, 01:47:20 AM
Knanga is correct.  This stuff is vile.  Blacks are not our enemy.  I am with JTF 100% of the way on Israel, but anyone who finds this stuff funny must not have any black friends. 

This is what Chaim gets for answering that question the way he did on the last Ask JTF.  The one about saving a dog over a black.  Chaim was technically correct, but missed the point entirely in my opinion.  Of course you save a dog over your enemy, but they are not our enemy.  It was a long time ago when they were supporting Jackson and Sharpton in droves.  When people supported them, it wasn't primarily because they hated Jews.  This racist stuff with naming 1 or 2 or 3 "acceptable" blacks is obscene.  Not all blacks are gangstas and have gold teeth.  Just like not all Jews are liberals.  There are a lot of good blacks out there that support Israel fervently and I'd rather have them any day than white supremacist nazi garbage. 
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 28, 2007, 04:43:01 AM
Bourne, if you would of listened to all the other shows Chaim has done explaining Black jew hatred, maybe you wouldn't be sticking up for them. Blacks a muslim beasts who hate Israel and if 94% of negros voted for sharpton and jackson then they are all nazi bastards. Save your shvartza sympathy for another forum.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 28, 2007, 04:45:09 AM
You can take your stinky one post and shove it if you are going to stick up for the enemies of the Jewish people. Have you forgotten the crown hights pogrom and all the other nazi shvartza acts. Blacks are not pro Israel and you are simply making that up.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 28, 2007, 04:50:52 AM
The majority negroe view:

" Dem Joos is nuttin' but a bunch o' crackers dat dun stole our black ass outa afrikka.....ummm hmmm."
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Dexter on July 28, 2007, 05:16:56 AM
Hehe (I actually understood joke in english, cool !) :D
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 28, 2007, 05:28:13 AM
Hehe (I actually understood joke in english, cool !) :D
which one?
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Dexter on July 28, 2007, 06:16:57 AM
Hehe (I actually understood joke in english, cool !) :D
which one?
The first one, but now i read it all, and i understood those jokes too  :laugh:
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Dr. Dan on July 28, 2007, 07:32:34 AM
Knanga is correct.  This stuff is vile.  Blacks are not our enemy.  I am with JTF 100% of the way on Israel, but anyone who finds this stuff funny must not have any black friends. 

This is what Chaim gets for answering that question the way he did on the last Ask JTF.  The one about saving a dog over a black.  Chaim was technically correct, but missed the point entirely in my opinion.  Of course you save a dog over your enemy, but they are not our enemy.  It was a long time ago when they were supporting Jackson and Sharpton in droves.  When people supported them, it wasn't primarily because they hated Jews.  This racist stuff with naming 1 or 2 or 3 "acceptable" blacks is obscene.  Not all blacks are gangstas and have gold teeth.  Just like not all Jews are liberals.  There are a lot of good blacks out there that support Israel fervently and I'd rather have them any day than white supremacist nazi garbage. 


Bourne, I think you are right...but because it is the overwhelming majority that are against us and racist and jealous..NOT ALL Blacks (and i'm referring to the nation of Africans and not the melanin in their skin) we have to treat each individual guilty until he proves himself otherwise...Now the jokes here, admittedly are relatively funny.  However, this forum is definately not a place to display them if we are going to become a mass movement.  These kinds of jokes may also start getting these supremacists which we hate just as much.

I also agree that I would rather have ANY race or religion or nation that fervently supports Israel than have ANY TYPE of supremacist whether it were a black, white, chinese, japanese, arab, or even JEWISH one.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Bourne on July 28, 2007, 12:16:14 PM
DownwithIslan, I've been listening to Chaim for years, and have heard it all.  He is simply out of touch on this subject.  Nowhere near 94% of blacks support Sharpton and Jackson anymore.  They haven't in years.  Even if they did, then it's that much more important to reach out to the other 6%.  Calling them schvartzas is not the way to do it.  It is not intellectually stimulating, it's not funny, and it makes us all look like ignorant racists.  My black friends go to church and their whole church prayed for the Jews who were being expelled from Gaza last year. 

I think a lot of you would be surprised if you actually made any black friends and listened to their political opinions.  I work in a corporate environment and many of the blacks I know are fairly conservative (given that they haven't been exposed to JTF yet).  I would be appalled to show them this board.  It's hard enough to share the show with them when Chaim names the three blacks in the country of whom he approves.

Notwithstanding your crack about my one post, I support JTF and try to spread the word at every opportunity.  Please don't make it any harder on us to attract and retain quality members. 

If anyone were making these kind of jokes about Jews, my black friends would not stand for it.  Keep bringing up isolated incidents from 15+ years ago, like Crown Heights, and you put yourself in the same category as those lunatics that can't let the USS Liberty incident rest.  Not that I'm making any comparisons; the point is that sometimes you have to let things go.

I'm not trying to start a huge argument, make enemies or post solely on these types of issues, but when we first started this board, I did not expect to see these types of posts. 

Danniecookie, thanks for the support.  I always enjoy your questions to Chaim.  However the "guilty until proven innocent" comment is backward.  The blacks in this country (and other countries) that are not Muslim are not our enemy.  Would you like someone who considered all Jews guilty of being liberals until proven otherwise? 
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 28, 2007, 12:27:30 PM
You're living in a dreamland if you think Crown Heights was an isolated incident and black anti-semitism is a minority view.

Listen to the comments of 90% of niggro community leaders. Listen to the lyrics of rap music.....those animals are Jew-haters.

OK....some are not. But they are a minority and I don't hear any of these supposed pro-Israel niggros attacking or repudiating the anti-semitic black majority. Silence=approval.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: TheCoon on July 28, 2007, 04:22:03 PM
I think the real situation with blacks is somewhere between what Chaim thinks and reality, IMO. I think many blacks are anti-Semitic to some degree, just from my own personal experiences. I think it is related to jealousy and ignorance that started with the black muslim movement. As far as Chaim's attitude towards blacks, I think it is tainted by his experiences in prison which I cannot blame him for. I'd probably see them worse if I had to live amongst hundreds of their most savage and evil brethren.

That said, the last thing we need is posting vile nazi humor about them.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: MasterWolf1 on July 28, 2007, 06:28:09 PM
Well since I never owned a slave, I owe blacks nothing.

However, I once owned a black dog we named it Foodstamps!
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Ehud on July 28, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Well since I never owned a slave, I owe blacks nothing.

However, I once owned a black dog we named it Foodstamps!

The funny thing is that your dog probably worked harder to get its food than most schvartzas on welfare do!
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Dr. Dan on July 28, 2007, 07:05:25 PM
DownwithIslan, I've been listening to Chaim for years, and have heard it all.  He is simply out of touch on this subject.  Nowhere near 94% of blacks support Sharpton and Jackson anymore.  They haven't in years.  Even if they did, then it's that much more important to reach out to the other 6%.  Calling them schvartzas is not the way to do it.  It is not intellectually stimulating, it's not funny, and it makes us all look like ignorant racists.  My black friends go to church and their whole church prayed for the Jews who were being expelled from Gaza last year. 

I think a lot of you would be surprised if you actually made any black friends and listened to their political opinions.  I work in a corporate environment and many of the blacks I know are fairly conservative (given that they haven't been exposed to JTF yet).  I would be appalled to show them this board.  It's hard enough to share the show with them when Chaim names the three blacks in the country of whom he approves.

Notwithstanding your crack about my one post, I support JTF and try to spread the word at every opportunity.  Please don't make it any harder on us to attract and retain quality members. 

If anyone were making these kind of jokes about Jews, my black friends would not stand for it.  Keep bringing up isolated incidents from 15+ years ago, like Crown Heights, and you put yourself in the same category as those lunatics that can't let the USS Liberty incident rest.  Not that I'm making any comparisons; the point is that sometimes you have to let things go.

I'm not trying to start a huge argument, make enemies or post solely on these types of issues, but when we first started this board, I did not expect to see these types of posts. 

Danniecookie, thanks for the support.  I always enjoy your questions to Chaim.  However the "guilty until proven innocent" comment is backward.  The blacks in this country (and other countries) that are not Muslim are not our enemy.  Would you like someone who considered all Jews guilty of being liberals until proven otherwise? 

Bourne, you put forth a great arguement.  But believe me, I'm confident enough to be able to prove myself not liberal if I had to in wahtever society wants to assume all Jews are liberals.

But i'll tell you something..day in and day out, I don't snear at blacks or anyone else. I just stay vigilent when something doesn't look right..black white purple orange.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 28, 2007, 08:35:38 PM
Well since I never owned a slave, I owe blacks nothing.

However, I once owned a black dog we named it Foodstamps!

The funny thing is that your dog probably worked harder to get its food than most schvartzas on welfare do!

The dog's peeing and pooping habits would have been no worse than a shvatza's, either.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: DownwithIslam on July 28, 2007, 08:47:05 PM
Whatever some people never learn until they themselves are personally hurt by these evil beasts. Until then they just collaborate with the enemy.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: nessuno on July 28, 2007, 09:09:39 PM
Whatever some people never learn until they themselves are personally hurt by these evil beasts. Until then they just collaborate with the enemy.
Once bitten - twice shy.
I think that is how the saying goes.
I'm with you - I'll maintain my level of distrust/distaste - because I've been bitten by the beast (so to speak).
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: TheCoon on July 28, 2007, 09:17:59 PM
Whatever some people never learn until they themselves are personally hurt by these evil beasts. Until then they just collaborate with the enemy.

You prolly know zero black people. Collaborate with the enemy? Get a grip on reality you clown.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on July 28, 2007, 09:23:18 PM
Whatever some people never learn until they themselves are personally hurt by these evil beasts. Until then they just collaborate with the enemy.

You prolly know zero black people. Collaborate with the enemy? Get a grip on reality you clown.

I'm sure you have the courage of your convictions, thunderbolt. So no doubt you'll walk through Harlem at 2AM to prove the rest of us wrong. After all, if the overwhelming majority of niggroes are all nice, law-abiding, non-jeolous folk as you say, you'll come to no harm.
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Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 28, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
You prolly know zero black people. Collaborate with the enemy? Get a grip on reality you clown.
I think you are black, troll.  ::)
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Post by: Dr. Dan on July 28, 2007, 10:20:51 PM
Personally, I will not hesistate to note if my car doors are locked if a certain type of black person or any dirty looking person comes near my car....

And if that makes me a racist...at least I'll know I'll be alive till a 120, Gd willing.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Kananga on August 01, 2007, 11:17:40 AM
Of course the Nazis will come over and support JTF.  They love nothing more than to have Jews do their dirty work for them -- pitting Black against Jew, each group blaming the other for their place in society -- allowing them to substanciate their racist ideologies and theories by merely pointing a finger to the wicked Jew and the evil [censored] as the cause of all things bad.

Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: newman on August 01, 2007, 04:52:01 PM
Of course the Nazis will come over and support JTF.  They love nothing more than to have Jews do their dirty work for them -- pitting Black against Jew, each group blaming the other for their place in society -- allowing them to substanciate their racist ideologies and theories by merely pointing a finger to the wicked Jew and the evil schvartza as the cause of all things bad.



Sorry, but nobody has to do any 'pitting'. The vast majority of blacks are already against Jews.
Title: Re: The funniest shvartza joke in existence.
Post by: Kananga on August 01, 2007, 05:17:55 PM
Just become some race baiter says it 100 times, it doesn't make it so.  That's completely untrue.  The truth is that the vast majority of blacks don't differentiate between Jews and other whites.  It's only people who wish to divide us,  who have something to gain from creating the division,  attribute negative qualities to Jewish people and will identify those whites as jews.

It's hardly ever a black person spay painting a swastika on a synagogue, drawing antisemetic cartoons, or calling for the death of all jews.  It may work in the favor of StørmFrønt types to equate the occasional Dr.  Leonard Jefferies or Tony Martin to Adolf Hitler or Adolf Eichmann, but those comparisons are equally invalid. 

There has never been any mass movement among blacks to eradicate Jews.