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Offline angryChineseKahanist

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Man wakes up at his own morgue
« on: January 11, 2014, 01:02:01 PM »
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 01:09:44 PM »
The worst part is, he woke up and realized he lives in Kenya.
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 05:04:58 PM »
maybe he'll be president some day
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2014, 03:12:02 AM »
This is one reason why we don't want Obamacare
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2014, 03:38:54 PM »
What a frightening experience....they were just about to drain him of his blood,  and put the preservative in his veins!
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2014, 03:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Debbie Shafer on January 12, 2014, 03:38:54 PM
What a frightening experience....they were just about to drain him of his blood,  and put the preservative in his veins!

I'm afraid that this is actually how a lot of people die. Perhaps not large numbers by year but significant enough that it's not completely a rare occurrence. Before embalming there were more cases of premature burial/people waking up in coffins alive and underground. That's why some people had a "wake" ceremony, to prevent that. At least exsanguination is better than that.
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Re: Man wakes up at his own morgue
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2014, 05:47:03 PM »
 :usa+israel:                                                                                                                                       :fist:



 He probably decided that he wouldn't join the 'Greatful' Dead 
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