You know I am right 
You are just a young pup in a den of wolves there. 
23 isn't soooo young anymore.. guys my age at least have or have had steady girlfriends.. or don't have a problem meeting girls.
Excuse me, you are such an old man

I will buy you a walking frame.
Vito!
Pfft I have known men in their late 20's without having a girlfriend means nothing.