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Offline Bodhi

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I'm officially a billionaire!
« on: November 05, 2007, 04:56:04 PM »
  Newsflash.....I just discovered I am officially a billionaire....actually a multi-billionare...........well, at least I am  in Zimbabwe.  You probably are too.  $1,200,000 Z$ = about $40 US $....and will reportedly buy you....1 can of baked beans !! (the article says you could buy a 4 bedroom house on an acre of land with the same ammount in 2001.....not a bad deal for $40 even if it is in deepest darkest Africa  :o)......I dicovered all this while reading an article on one of the most "anti-Zionist" (that's anti-semitic in common English for most educated people) web sites around www.rense.com.....pretty stupid, but sometimes amusing to read articles about bigfeet and ufo's and conspiracy stories...... I am very pleased I never considered myself a billionaire before.....And what's more a can of beans at the corner store doesn't cost me $40.  It keep getting better all the time.  Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm  I'm a multi billionaire....Whoo Hooo!!  ;D

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 04:58:04 PM »
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Offline Ari

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 09:10:04 PM »
Congrats, what about my piece of the pie.

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 09:23:21 PM »
Zimbabwe?? like who would want to live there.  :::D

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 09:25:49 PM »


It's for real! Watch! 

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Re: I'm officially a billionaire!
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 09:30:07 PM »
Zimbabwe?? like who would want to live there.  :::D
Nobody but its nice to know I'd be a billionaire somewhere  :::D
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 09:47:27 PM »
I'll be a billionaire too soon.  Just right after I cash this money order from a Nigerian dignitary and pay only $2000 worth of banking fees.  Those Nigerians are such suckers!

Did you watch the video!?  8;)

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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 10:45:54 PM »
Zimbabwe?? like who would want to live there.  :::D
Nobody but its nice to know I'd be a billionaire somewhere  :::D
True enough, but in the end money is not all that it cracks up to be, sure it buys you a house, a car, maid, a housekeeper, cook, you get the travel all over the world............ooops I lost me point  :-\ :::D