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A 'Jewish' car?
« on: November 16, 2007, 02:25:16 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 02:26:54 AM »
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 02:27:55 AM »
#1 and #4 are hilarious!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 02:28:27 AM »
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007, 02:43:29 AM »
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"

There's also the 'Hollywood Celebrity' SUV that cruises over the centre of the road and the white lines disappear underneath it. :o

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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 02:44:01 AM »
You know it would be one damn good car, if Jewish brains built it.    

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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 02:47:27 AM »
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"

There's also the 'Hollywood Celebrity' SUV that cruises over the centre of the road and the white lines disappear underneath it. :o

lol

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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2007, 02:50:40 AM »
The Jews are so smart, they could build the car with a missle launcher to hit scumbag Arab cars.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 03:07:41 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 03:08:33 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

#5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 03:24:54 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)

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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 03:25:53 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)

With a giftcard to Tiffany & Co.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 03:29:47 AM »
;D I would make it purple....my favorite color of all time!

The 'Nice Jewish Girl' model would have to named the 'Mills'. :)

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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 03:32:34 AM »
How about a gay Liberace Italian car.  You know the gay Italian singer.  It would be a stick shift model of course.  With the shifter in the the shape of a ..................  And an inflatable guy in the passenger seat.  A perfume stink would ooze out of the vents with the simple push of a button :::D    

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 03:36:47 AM »
How about a gay Liberace Italian car.  You know the gay Italian singer.  It would be a stick shift model of course.  With the shifter in the the shape of a ..................  And an inflatable guy in the passenger seat.  A perfume stink would ooze out of the vents with the simple push of a button :::D    

Or a Polish car with hairs on the tyres and under the door handles.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2007, 04:49:04 AM »
The "money minded jew" mobile that tells you how much it will cost for petrol on the litre

The "pro leftist drek" mobile that drinks up a huge amount of fuel to make us more dependent on oil..


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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2007, 05:21:41 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2007, 06:52:02 AM »
Simply put

Jewish Car=Best damn car ever produced! 8;)

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 09:04:04 AM »
ive been thinking, if were really creative, we can make this into a video!

eg. as was said, the liberal car would be a high oil consuming car, in order to support terrorism.

JTFers, this might be a nice little project!

what do you all think?

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 09:21:21 AM »
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 09:33:49 AM »
 :::D

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 10:38:03 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

I thought there already was a Kahanist car:

http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg


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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2007, 11:29:30 AM »
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

I thought there already was a Kahanist car:

http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg



Talk about an All Terrain Vehicle!

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2007, 11:39:02 AM »
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Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up rotflmao!

I don't understand.

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Re: A 'Jewish' car?
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2007, 03:34:25 PM »
You know, this isn't a bad idea.  Obviously, it would have to be a car that doesn't run on Muslim Nazi oil at all.  We could lease it to a Japanese company.  How about the Mazda Maccabee?