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Jewish Dark Ages
« on: November 22, 2007, 08:21:41 PM »

According to the Jewish Calendar, the year is 5768.

According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4705.

That  means that for 1,063 years the Jews went without Chinese Food.

Those were  known as the Dark Ages.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 08:35:56 PM »
Chinese food rocks!! I especially love the fried rice.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM »
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.
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‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
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‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
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" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2007, 08:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.
Kosher or unkosher?
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2007, 08:44:36 PM »
I actually dont love chines food but everyone else i know do lol
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 22, 2007, 08:44:36 PM
I actually dont love chines food but everyone else i know do lol
Did you get sick from eating it?
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2007, 09:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Mstislav on November 22, 2007, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 22, 2007, 08:44:36 PM
I actually dont love chines food but everyone else i know do lol
Did you get sick from eating it?

Nope, i just dont love greasy food other then chips. What i do love though is Sfardi food! oh now thats the best! lol my mom says its in my blood
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 09:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Mstislav on November 22, 2007, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.
Kosher or unkosher?

Both, until recently allmost all Jews ate only kosher, + Kosher Chinese food came recently also.
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‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2007, 09:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 22, 2007, 08:21:41 PM

According to the Jewish Calendar, the year is 5768.

According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4705.

That  means that for 1,063 years the Jews went without Chinese Food.

Those were  known as the Dark Ages.

What did us Jews do for the 900+ years on Christmas? Hopefully we still had movies! ;)
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 10:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.

no way dude.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 11:17:32 PM »
Those must have been really dark ages for sure!

The unwritted 11th commandment for Jews: Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas day.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2007, 11:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on November 22, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
Those must have been really dark ages for sure!

The unwritted 11th commandment for Jews: Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas day.
yea i havent been too good at following that one  :::D
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2007, 11:35:29 PM »
Quote from: Trumpeldor on November 22, 2007, 10:17:16 PM
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.

no way dude.

Then when would you say that the bulk of Jews started eating it?
Actually when did even Americans started eating it?
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‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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http://torahanytime.com/
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2007, 11:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on November 22, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
Those must have been really dark ages for sure!

The unwritted 11th commandment for Jews: Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas day.

why on xmas?
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The Academy of Elijah taught, whoever studies the laws (of the Torah) every day, (he) is guaranteed to have a share in the World to Come.

‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

Please visit: (The Greatest lectures on Earth).
http://torahanytime.com/
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2007, 11:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 11:36:01 PM
Quote from: Daniel on November 22, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
Those must have been really dark ages for sure!

The unwritted 11th commandment for Jews: Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas day.

why on xmas?

In America on XMas, basically there's only 2 things open: Chinese restaurants, and the movie theaters.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2007, 11:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 22, 2007, 08:44:36 PM
I actually dont love chines food but everyone else i know do lol
Cho-sen Island over by you is really good, though.  I hate Chinese food but I love that place.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2007, 12:03:50 AM »
Meh i take hapina, yossis grill and grill point over it any day. Hey if you were there why didn't you ever go to Dav's? I'm telling you, its the best pizza other then J2. Actually come to think of it i would take any place over it other then sushi, blech :-/
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2007, 12:08:24 AM »
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 23, 2007, 12:03:50 AM
Hey if you were there why didn't you ever go to Dav's?
Because my Aunt invented the freaking Atkins diet and basically keeps Pesach all year because she not touch anything that's been within 4 cubits of any grain.   ;D
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2007, 01:57:25 AM »
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on November 23, 2007, 12:08:24 AM
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 23, 2007, 12:03:50 AM
Hey if you were there why didn't you ever go to Dav's?
Because my Aunt invented the freaking Atkins diet and basically keeps Pesach all year because she not touch anything that's been within 4 cubits of any grain.   ;D

oy givlat! lol i would never be able to do a diet let alone that one! lol i like good food to much :D
they are opening an grill point on central, they only had one on main st before, but now they are putting on here so youve got to go there and your aunt can just have things with out bread :-p
I just really hope it doesnt close because every place that has been there has closed with in like a year tops. :-/
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2007, 02:05:40 AM »
I thought the dark ages were the years prior to 1948 when the muSSlims and Europeans couldn't blame Israel for all their problems.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2007, 02:34:41 AM »
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 11:35:29 PM
Quote from: Trumpeldor on November 22, 2007, 10:17:16 PM
Quote from: Tzvi Ben Roshel on November 22, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
actually Chinese food was probably started to be eaten by Jews very recently.

no way dude.

Then when would you say that the bulk of Jews started eating it?
Actually when did even Americans started eating it?

I'm just joking with you, Tzvi.

Chinese food most likely became a staple of the American Jewish diet in the 1960's, when restrictions on Chinese immigration were loosened. Consequently, they set up shop close to the former Jewish ghettos in the inner city (being populated/destroyed by you-know-whom).
« Last Edit: November 23, 2007, 02:38:12 AM by Trumpeldor »
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2007, 09:21:08 AM »
Quote from: newman on November 23, 2007, 02:05:40 AM
I thought the dark ages were the years prior to 1948 when the muSSlims and Europeans couldn't blame Israel for all their problems.
They blamed the Jews, and muslims blamed non muslims.
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2007, 11:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 23, 2007, 01:57:25 AM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on November 23, 2007, 12:08:24 AM
Quote from: Israeli Mouse on November 23, 2007, 12:03:50 AM
Hey if you were there why didn't you ever go to Dav's?
Because my Aunt invented the freaking Atkins diet and basically keeps Pesach all year because she not touch anything that's been within 4 cubits of any grain.   ;D
oy givlat! lol i would never be able to do a diet let alone that one! lol i like good food to much :D
they are opening an grill point on central, they only had one on main st before, but now they are putting on here so youve got to go there and your aunt can just have things with out bread :-p
Were they within four amot of flour or anything that resembles it?
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2007, 11:24:31 AM »
I don't eat anything called "Pu Pu".
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2007, 11:27:29 AM »
Whyat the place on union turnpike
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