Alternate negro holiday.

[newman]

I'm surprised there's not already one of these.

[judeanoncapta]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

[cjd]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

Isn't that how they do it now

[newman]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

At the welfare office:

"Dees be mah chillun. Lakwanzaa, Titus and Braaaaazzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillia. mmmm hmmm"...................." An 'NO', I don' know who da damn father is!"

[cjd]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

At the welfare office:

"Dees be mah chillun. Lakwanzaa, Titus and Braaaaazzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillia. mmmm hmmm"...................." An 'NO', I don' know who da damn father is!"

They almost never do

[judeanoncapta]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

Isn't that how they do it now

No, for girls, they throw a random sylable betweem La and a.

ie LaQuisha, Lamesha LaQuonda,LaToya, Lawanda, LaFonda, Latrina(Which Chaim did the funniest story on about a year ago.)

For boys, they take a common english name and pervert it somehow.

ie Tyreece, Anfernee etc

[newman]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

Isn't that how they do it now

No, for girls, they throw a random sylable betweem La and a.

ie LaQuisha, Lamesha LaQuonda,LaToya, Lawanda, LaFonda, Latrina(Which Chaim did the funniest story on about a year ago.)

For boys, they take a common english name and pervert it somehow.

ie Tyreece, Anfernee etc

It's like some really pretencious attempt to be upmarket! What a joke.

A "kings & queens in africa" thing, I suppose.

[judeanoncapta]

Yeah, Kings and queens of a hut made of manure.

Big deal.

[Ehud]

They don't need a thanks fo nuttin, or complaints givin' day, or gimme my reparashuns day.  They already have dos days 365 days of the year!  No need to give dem no holeeday cuz day be what dey live by.  MMM HMM!

[judeanoncapta]

I know.

I watched the democratic Youtube debate and one of the questioners, an affirmative action person from boston asked "When is we gonna finally be gettin dem reperashins?" with the dumbest look on his face I have ever seen on a human being.

The candidates all dodged the question by saying they're gonna fix all the black folks problems but no actually reperations for slavery.

Oh, Except for Kucinich(That Filthy Dog) who actually is to the left of Barack Hussein Obama.

He openly came out in favor of reperations for slavery.

[Dan]

All the choices are great if combined together, They'll be one Big Holiday... fo shor  !

[Mstislav]

  I wish Erica was here to see this, it would be pure comedy!!

[Ehud]

I know.

I watched the democratic Youtube debate and one of the questioners, an affirmative action person from boston asked "When is we gonna finally be gettin dem reperashins?" with the dumbest look on his face I have ever seen on a human being.

The candidates all dodged the question by saying they're gonna fix all the black folks problems but no actually reperations for slavery.

Oh, Except for Kucinich(That Filthy Dog) who actually is to the left of Barack Hussein Obama.

He openly came out in favor of reperations for slavery.

Yeah, because welfare, affirmative action, civil rights act employment laws, black college funds, billions of dollars that are being spent to solve black education and social problems, billions of dollars spent on imprisoning black criminals and attempting to "rehabilitate" them aren't enough, they need reparations now!?  The way I look at it is, if they stayed in Africa, many of them would have died or would have never been born to begin with, and the amount of wealth they have been able to accumulate in the U.S. (much of which hasn't been because of their own work) is many times more than what they would have been able to accumulate in Africa, so not only does America not owe anything to them, but they probably owe a bit to the U.S!  I want my reparations, but I won't be holdin' my breath.  Unfortunately, blacks don't have the cranial capacity to appreciate what they've been given because they can't think theoretically or abstractly, so they just listen to their pimp leaders who tell them that they deserve reprashuns.   

[judeanoncapta]

They deserve a one-way ticket back to the jungle.

[Mstislav]

No matter what you do for them, they are always ungrateful. Somebody should tell them that they do not deserve any reparations and to stop whining.

[kellymaureen]

Tell me would they get these holidays off from work................. ,,,work BWHAAAA damn almost without laughing

[nopeaceforland]

How about LaKwanza, a holiday where blacks can pull random letters out of a hat and then name their children.

Isn't that how they do it now

No, for girls, they throw a random sylable betweem La and a.

ie LaQuisha, Lamesha LaQuonda,LaToya, Lawanda, LaFonda, Latrina(Which Chaim did the funniest story on about a year ago.)

For boys, they take a common english name and pervert it somehow.

ie Tyreece, Anfernee etc

It's like some really pretencious attempt to be upmarket! What a joke.

A "kings & queens in africa" thing, I suppose.

Do these animals know where Africa is in the first place? Second: They have these names, 'cause they don't wants to be like them damn white devils, mmmmmmhmmmmm!


The funniest thing, is G-d forbid you mispronounce these stupid f-ing names. You be a racist, [censored]-a!

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Just one Day?!!! thats all they done get? 

[nopeaceforland]

Just one Day?!!! thats all they done get? 

Call the NAACP, Al Dullton, Jesse Jackson 5, and Louis Wrath of Khan! The chimps are being short changed!

They're lucky that we let them stay here!

[OdKahaneChai]

We need to consult JB here... (in character of course)

[fjack]

All the darkies claim that they are ancient egyptian. One good thing however was the Dr. Hawass, the director of all Egyptian Artifacts was at the opening of the exhibit of King Tut, I believe it was in Ohio, I am not sure, but you can google it. Outside were the darkies complainig that Tut was a darkie like them and Hawass let them have it. He said there is no way the ancient Egyptians were darkies. The new black panther party were there and they make their usual threats, and did nothing. Misguided, stupid and a bunch of born losers are these slaves, excuse me, ex slaves.

[newman]

Taking people from their country to be slaves is wrong. Their descendants should be given a KFC mega bucket as compensation and sent back.

[nopeaceforland]

Taking people from their country to be slaves is wrong. Their descendants should be given a KFC mega bucket as compensation and sent back.

Do they get sides with that? If not, you be racist honky !

[Mstislav]

Taking people from their country to be slaves is wrong. Their descendants should be given a KFC mega bucket as compensation and sent back.

No fries and soda? 

[ChaimBenMordechai]

I wish Erica was here to see this, it would be pure comedy!!

Oh, I am sure she's lurking...