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Offline Vito

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Panhandlers
« on: December 05, 2007, 02:41:26 PM »
It is how you word it that counts!!!
 
 Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
 
They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects  a few dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose replies, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"

Carlos's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says " No wonder you only get a few dollars a day."

Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."
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Offline Srbin

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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 03:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Vito on December 05, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
It is how you word it that counts!!!
 
 Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
 
They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects  a few dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose replies, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"

Carlos's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says " No wonder you only get a few dollars a day."

Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."

 :::D
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Offline Eliezer Ben Avraham

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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 05:46:14 PM »
lol, hilarious!
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Offline Rubystars

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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 05:54:01 PM »
That one would probably fool me.
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Offline Vito

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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 07:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Rubystars on December 05, 2007, 05:54:01 PM
That one would probably fool me.

I should get a dark tan and try it  ;D
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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 08:01:34 PM »
lol
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Offline yeshuadisciple

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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 12:44:54 AM »
Haha, the motorcycle shop I patronize says they have a customer who is a panhandler and he brags that he makes 200 a day.  They believe him as he always pays cash for his repair bills. 
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Zechariah 12:9-10

"Seventy weeks have been decreed for your people and your holy city, to finish the transgression, to make an end of sin, to make atonement for iniquity, to bring in everlasting righteousness, to seal up vision and prophecy and to anoint the most holy place.  "So you are to know and discern that from the issuing of a decree to restore and rebuild Jerusalem until Messiah the Prince there will be seven weeks and sixty-two weeks; it will be built again, with plaza and moat, even in times of distress.  "Then after the sixty-two weeks the Messiah will be cut off and have nothing, and the people of the prince who is to come will destroy the city and the sanctuary And its end will come with a flood; even to the end there will be war; desolations are determined.  "And he will make a firm covenant with the many for one week, but in the middle of the week he will put a stop to sacrifice and grain offering; and on the wing of abominations will come one who makes desolate, even until a complete destruction, one that is decreed, is poured out on the one who makes desolate."
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Re: Panhandlers
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 09:59:10 AM »
The muSSlims should try that. They'd clean up.
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