Merry Christmas To The Christians

[Kiwi]

Easy tiger, lol I mean that we always hear " Christians and Catholics" as a seprate thing, it has a sarcastic tone to it.

Grrrrrrrrr 

Your cat's eyes look rather festive for the season with the green and red. 

He has been getting into the Christmas "spirit" early this year 

[Kiwi]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

[Kiwi]

I don't tell people "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holiday". It's a Christian holiday and you should only tell those things to Christians if you know for sure that they are Christian.

Yacov lighten up  Its a culture as well as a belief. The spirit of the hoilday is friends and families getting together.

After all its a birthday of a JEW the world notices

[ItalianZionist]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

Where does that name come from (7 daughters...) Sounds interesting..

[Raulmarrio2000]

Thats why I put Gentiles, because a lot on non Christians do Christmas.

Kelly have a wonderful day with your son. 

But those Non-Christians are people raised Christian that don't believe in Jesus. You could call them Secular Christians but according to Christianity, there is no such a thing as as Secular Christian. Only Jews are Jews no matter what.

The Non-Christians that celebrate Christmas do it as a cultural thing and they are cultural Christians because they don't have any other religion. Raul is a Gentile who doesn't celebrate Christmas because he's a Noahide and he's offended by telling him "Merry Christmas" just like Jews are offended by it.

Well, I just get offended when soeone assumes or pretends to know what I am without asking. Whether it comes to religion or anything. Even though I remember Chanukah, and some years lit the Monorah privately (without bracha). If I found a Catholic who doesn't know me and hasn't seen the Moenorah, and assumes I am Jewish, just for not being Christian, as many have. Then I am also annoyed. When I rebutte Evangelical chatters who say the Gospel is the only way to go to Heaven and say I disagree, and they then ask me how it is in Judaism (assuming I am a Jew when I have told them nothing) I also get annoyed. Noone can assume what a person is, just by knowing what he is not.
For example, I don't eat blood ( if it was taken from an animal still alive, due to the Noachide Law against Dam min haChai) and people here know that. Some years ago I went to a clinical lab to know my blood group, and they ask Why woild you want to know your blood group? A J Wirness can not receive blood!!!!! I got angry!!!!!!!!

[Kiwi]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

Where does that name come from (7 daughters...) Sounds interesting..

7 Daughters of Eve is the 7 DNA coding strands of the whole Human race.

[Ulli]

Merry Christmas

[newman]

It never worries me one bit, I have over 50 christmas cards given to me 

I enjoy my friends being happy, I cook for them they eat, enjoy and laugh.

I think the spirit of the day is far more important than anything.

And Doc Happy Hanukah 

I've tried telling my bloody relatives not to send x-mas cards or presents to me for the last three years and they kept doing it. This year I threatened to get really RUDE. It worked. Nothing in the mail so far.

[newman]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

Where does that name come from (7 daughters...) Sounds interesting..

7 Daughters of Eve is the 7 DNA coding strands of the whole Human race.

Any relation to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?

[דוד בן זאב אריה]

Merry Christman To All Gentile Brothers And Sisters

And a Happy New Year 

[Kiwi]

It never worries me one bit, I have over 50 christmas cards given to me 

I enjoy my friends being happy, I cook for them they eat, enjoy and laugh.

I think the spirit of the day is far more important than anything.

And Doc Happy Hanukah 

I've tried telling my bloody relatives not to send x-mas cards or presents to me for the last three years and they kept doing it. This year I threatened to get really RUDE. It worked. Nothing in the mail so far.

Hahaha they all think I need cheering up so they send me them. I just go ok your Buck spent honey 

[cjd]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

Where does that name come from (7 daughters...) Sounds interesting..

7 Daughters of Eve is the 7 DNA coding strands of the whole Human race.

Any relation to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?

newman your to much  For all my Christian friends here at JTF "Have A Merry" and don't eat to much. Hopefully no one will get lumps of coal in their Christmas Stockings and everyone gets all the gifts they like For everyone else have a great day off tomorrow and do something fun

[Kiwi]

You just want to annoy me, well, HAPPY AID AL-ADDA FOR YOU, and a HAPPY PILGRIMAGE TO MECA a bit late, excuse me!!!!!

LOL do I get gifts too? 

Where does that name come from (7 daughters...) Sounds interesting..

7 Daughters of Eve is the 7 DNA coding strands of the whole Human race.

Any relation to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?

I had to change it not allowed to use Eve in the username, so I have gone for SKIPPY 

[Dan]

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!

[ftf]

No one commented on my joke...

[New Yorker]

Merry Christmas to everybody here at jtf.Do jews celebrate christmas?

Not directly, we don't celebrate the religious aspect. But those of us with close Christian friends do celebrate indirectly with them, at least I know I do. I exchange cards and gifts with my Christian friends for Christmas. So I celebrate my friend's celebrating, if you love your friends you enjoy seeing them happy.  

[Dan]

To all of the Christians here, Happy Christmas, let us remember G-d's great love for us.

Aside, I get very annoyed when people keep talking about taking offence (pronounced a-fence), soon there won't be any fences left and all the livestock will escape.

Good One FTF!

[mord]

Merry Christmas..HO! HO! HO!

[Kiwi]

Its Christmas Day in OZ Woooooohooooooooo 

4 am phonecall wishing me a Merry Chrissy 


 

[MasterWolf1]

To our Christian brothers and sisters.   And as we look into the next year we will be stronger then this year.

[newman]

Ditching x-mas is reason alone to become a noachide.

No shopping, no crowds, no credit card debt...........WOO HOO!

[Kiwi]

Ditching x-mas is reason alone to become a noachide.

No shopping, no crowds, no credit card debt...........WOO HOO!

You are as tight as a ducks bum newman 

[Daniel]

You know? I notice more people say Happy Holidays..

But that annoys me even more...because Hanukah is finished and it just tells me they are too ignorant to realize that our Holiday already passed..and annoys me an extra amount since they are too afraid to say Merry Christmas because it could offend me potentially...which it can't.

Perhaps I want to kick them square in the nuts.

If someone says "Merry Christmas" to me, I don't get offended by that. At the same time, I certainly don't get offended by someone saying "Happy Holidays" to me. The only time I feel offended is when I hear radio or TV stations say "Channel so-and-so wish you a very Merry Christmas" during Chanukah when Christmas isn't for another couple of weeks. I feel like the stations are treating Chanukah like a neglected redheaded stepchild.

[Daniel]

Merry Christmas to everybody here at jtf.Do jews celebrate christmas?

Jews don't celebrate Christmas. But we do certainly take advantage of it. Christmas Eve is the biggest night for "Jews Night Out." There are many big Jewish Singles Dances, especially in NYC. I, myself, just came back from a nice holiday party that my uncle's fiance just threw for many friends and family in the city. I always make it a point to voice the 11th unwritten commandment for Jews, "Thou shalt eat Chinese food on Christmas Day."

So Jews don't celebrate Christmas. But JTF Jews certainly respect it.

[Daniel]

This whole thread just reminded me of this wonderfully offensive clip from South Park (viewer discretion is advised)