Three Word Story (just for fun)

[Boeregeneraal]

crazy bosnian town

[Dr. Dan]

they smell your butt.

[judeanoncapta]

while laughing about

[ftf]

the toilet and

[Joe Schmo]

Al Sharpton’s hairpiece.

[ftf]

According to Mahmoud

[Nic Brookes]

all muslims are

[ftf]

the only people

[Nic Brookes]

who can legitimately

[ftf]

exist. Today, Mahmoud

[Joe Schmo]

sodomized his camel

[Daniel Ben Hanania]

sodomized his camel

using only pairof

 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

his dad's vibrators

[Dr. Dan]

One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him (and) rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.

Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil.  Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas.  Back to Ehud.  Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”.  Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal. 

Then, I woke (and) started my computer.  The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me affirmative action stuff.  I opened it…a banana and Chitlins.  How gross!  It smelled bad! 

Then Hitlery came, ugly as always.  She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick.  Bill walked in and kissed her.  Then Monica came.  She got jealous.  Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS.  They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap.  She slapped back.  Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead.  He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”.  She then followed, only to realize Monica was there.  Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement.  She called Bill to tell him she is (a) lesbian and likes Rosie.  Then, Suha Arafat wanted (a) threesome badly, but she smelled. 

Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married.  The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted (to) run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off.  The camel needed big kaboom blasts.  “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said (the) stupid infidel to please allah. 

Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening. 

Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz.  (A) Few moments later, his English improved.  Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data.  Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack. 

Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video.  Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, (and) demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings.  The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss.  The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad.  "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam.  Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.

"Hello", the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead.  Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently.  Their kids (were) named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer.  Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla. 

Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar.  His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard.  Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson. 

The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared.  CNN was accused of mass banananapping.  Lizard-ape creature(s) mixed with baboons and a typhoon hit over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM!  "Is you retarded?"  "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker.  Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him.  It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons. 

A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat). 

With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla.  Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos.  The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito.  The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms.  "Yummy", I said.  Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead. 

Bush is sore and so bored.  So he went to Iran for some nuclear advice and (to) make peace-deals.  Witless, moronic boobs from planet Mars said, "greetings Earthlings", (and) asked for tea with bucketfuls of fried chicken, UMM HMM! 

Al Sharpton’s lies.  Krypton bubbles and warm goat milk with evil women. 

Obama wants twenty white wimmenz and buckets of ninety-two fat doobies with extra cheese UMM HMM HMM in order to learn how to kill dem whiteys.  With fast food and malt liquor, he be hangin' from the roof on razor-thin kkkorans wit da homies, and de FBI know wum' sayin'!  We should all-with vicious force-eradicate the pigs and svarzi dictators at The UN (United Nazis).  If we don't, your children shall pay the price with their lives.

Jesse Jackson's filthy apes will kill Italian restaurant headwear.  But who cares?!  Short skirts are slutty prostitute clothing.  Oh glory be, demented apes love.  Today I will learn to cook Al Sharpton's wig with his gay boyfriend Louis Farrakahn.

Britney Spears wears less than a prostitute wears when she goes to the nail salon.  Why did Britney become a slut and get pregnant?  Because she is immodest and immoral and addicted to crack cocaine.  So, Britney had the same problem with alcohol and Al Sharpton's toupee as many others have had problems.  Brittney loved Arafat, but he loved Michael Jackson, Frank Weltner's camel, Anus-T's anus, Franks boyfriend and Ahmed613's ego. 

Yacov likes to go to synagogue.

All of a sudden, Weltner's takkkiah-youtubing began once again showing what a smelly, fat toochas Nazi he is.  And the Muslims said, “Alluhu Akhbar” with their ugly women and camels.  The "G-d" allah and fat Sheiks killed the infidels.  They were lying, frank loves osama…signs all over their big fat burka Arab women and ugly [schvartza] slaves.  Show us a… 

They can go for English classes with bad b.o. and no IQ just like me.  They all went with Ahmed Tibi to learn English with George Bush and his filthy affirmative action Condi (UMM HMM!).  Her big lips touched an ugly dumb schvartza's behind.  The smelly toochis smelled like Sharpton's wig, mixed with small head lice and soiled mattresses and behaved like wild schvartza beasts.  One day, Yacov summoned the beasts with food stamps and welfare for chicken and watermelon (seedless that is).

The party poopers ignored rule breakers and played a revenge-on traitors game, which involved a little bit of back stabbing.  Typically, he overreacted.  Drama Queen (Like all leftwing-fags), reached for his box of Kleenex in his handbag that was pink (with) lipstick smears (and) a note to queer Arafat. 

Failed in grammar, but excelled in Mohammed kissing dolls.  You mean spelling. 

As for boys, the doll had Sharpton's whalelike figure, Sharptons hair spray and pointed heels.  He walked to the gay bar accompanied by queer nelson Mandela.  They both ordered the murder of three WHITE wines with a chaser and pink umbrellas.  Suddenly, a loud scream of fear came from the then.  The end.  Putin walked out and kissed Mugabe and sat down to drink coffee, thinking about Kosovo and annoying NATO which is (an) iSSlamophile.  Then, Mugabee got struck by a spear thrown by Al Sharptons's toupee.  Late that night, Sharpton's filthy toupee jumped up and swallowed a chitlin, then break danced as apes do. 

Kim Jong-il severely hates himself…attacks south korea with wet noodles while Illegal Aliens clean the toilets.  Only four million Mexicans have brains, and the burritos are even smarter.  That’s why Jews succeed in life.  Everywhere, even in oppressive Soviet Russia.  Meanwhile, in Iran infants are sodomized by high Iranian Imams and Ayatollahs who don’t even have adult genetalia and don’t know that they're evil.  No one Knows how muslims are capable of speaking three words only.  Said Gayhud Holemert, “This is fun, I forgot.  Sorry”.   Olmert got cancer and (his) kidneys failed while he was drinking tequila in osama binladen (‘s) hideout with ayman al-zawahiri.  Suddenly, musharraff comes holding Bhutto's skull with (the) holy quran (you mean unholy).  Alliances are formed.  Bhutto's skull and bones displayed in Yad Vashem, Gd.

The Fed exploded when they heard the housing market had finally collapsed and public housing was sold to the most intelligent muslim virgin-males and Sharpton's toupee.  Suddenly, out of the blue came Sharpton's greasy wig.  A NAZICROAT came with an evil ALBANAZI gay "lover" and killed Serbian and Jewish heroes because they are (don’t even know) vicious Nazi animals. 

At the same (time), Dan's just jealous cause he has love issue problems.  It all started when Chaim decided to make (a) video which was censored due to strong opposition from idiotic dung beetle worshippers that love shitler.  Dungbeetle queen said, “MMM HMMM”.  Nevertheless she demanded excrement should be inserted into Barak Obama's favourite shrine to oy vey!  Humorless.

Scirabin likes the Earth's core that's causing global warming.  Scriabin changes posts because of Nic.  Who cares about petty arguments when humor's being created?  As Kahane said, "to make G-d Laugh, tell Him..."

Don't ruin it.  Dear G-d I'm Going to fail my math exam tomorrow, so please destroy mathematics because I'm a Muslim and worship moons and false G-d(s) to irritate Jews.  This is spam and maths is great for you.  Great to hear that the weather can blow up Suha Arafat's chador. 

By all means, give me Liberty, I will make chicken salad from halal pig that speaks Arabic fluently.  This pig also saw Elijah Mohammed Flyin' da Mother Ship with buckets of boys and girls on his lap.

Barack Hussein Obama has shiny teeth which he uses to get votes.  Nobody likes the big hairy baboon who loves at 10 Downing Street with his purple ugly gay underwear where he rapes store bought chitlins eatin (a) banana thrown down the well with the OJ's bloody glove that don't fit in Arafat's tuchis where the knife was hiding in its deep throat.

Michael Moore was sooo excited to forget his diet.  He dined on conspiracy flavored soup and whale blubber, damn sweet sugar, fattened pink milkshake at a buffet.  And he was just getting started with a 20 Foot long sandwich filled with some schmutz and drek.  He ate it while salivating heavily as Michael Jackson started beating it and was bad in need of a tray of young little boys with alcoholic cake and plump toochisses that he borrowed from Hugh Heffner. 

A viagra pill that wasnt working cause they were made by muslims.  The Muslims were desperate because they had just bombed the viagra factory instead of the camel café.

Respect my authoritaaa!

Anyway, the Pointis family decided to buy a nice monkey wrench and stick it in the electric socket to see if Muslims electrocute easily.  “They do not,” says the skeptic.  But smelled like random, unrelated ideas from the liquor on Rabin's breath that could also start a fire using a pair of Arab Muslim kaffiyehs and some faggots in search of Gayhud Holemert's mangina.

Meanwhile, in some crazy bosnian town they smell Dan while laughing about the toilet and Al Sharpton’s hairpiece.

JTF is on it's way becoming a mass movement..how lovely our guests would thing this story is...

[Daniel Ben Hanania]

his dad's vibrators

that was coveredwith

[Husar]

ALBANAZI pubic hair

[Sarah]

this is disgusting

[ftf]

said a man

[Nic Brookes]

who was passing

[Sarah]

down the hill

[ftf]

on the way

[Sarah]

to timbuktu for

[Joe Schmo]

mouthwash, grandma and

[ftf]

a new copy

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

of Final Call