Borrowed from the following joke:
A little Jewish man goes to one of those roadside "Massage Parlors", and is quickly escorted into a curtained room, followed in by a most scantily clad young woman.
The man inquires, "Tell me, Miss...Do you massage genitals here?"
To which she replies:
"Oh yes!...we don't discriminate against a person's religion here!....
we massage both Jews AND genitals!"