Ask Newman

[newman]

You may not get............but you can always ask.

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?

[newman]

Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?

Beer of coarse!

A can of beer is the protein equivalent of a pork chop, so you get the best of both worlds.

And besides.........Any bloke who'd choose food over alcohol is a poofter.

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this? 

[newman]

I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this? 

NEVER!

If I was seen in pink the TWU (Aussie Teamsters for you Americans) would beat the snot out of me and take away my union card.

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

[Dan]

How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

OH NEWMAN! WHY? WHY? WHY? Did you do it! 

[newman]

How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?

I'm actually ignorant. I just sound knowledgable because I'm opinionated.

I was an atheist until 5 years ago. Even as an atheist I knew Jews were special somehow. Now I've seen the light. But I'm still screwed because when I was an atheist I used to sleep with a Jewess. G-d's gonna get me for that.

[Raulmarrio2000]

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad?

[newman]

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad?

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants.

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad?

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants.

Its not a  Beretta its a 1911 and you need to be careful when sitting down 

Last month alone two agents shot themselves in the bottom...lesson learnt, safety ON!

[KansasJew]

She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...

Thanks Agent 5687 great save 

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad?

Raul I have got to say you have lost weight no? Every nice 

[KansasJew]

I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition

I think maybe you need to compare notes with Newman 

[KansasJew]

 

[nessuno]

Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore   BC3

[newman]

Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore   BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke!

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke!

Was it leaking?

[newman]

Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke!

Was it leaking?

[Boeregeneraal]

yes...don't mess with the skip...      

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing 

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

yes...don't mess with the skip...      

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing 

 

[Merkava]

Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?

[OdKahaneChai]

Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?

From a common sense and a biological standpoint, no.