THE TOP 10 RULES FOR GUN SAFETY

[MassuhDGoodName]

Top Ten Gun Safety Tips

10: Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction away from people such
as towards the ground or a hippy or Communist.

9: Dumb children may get hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your
children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.

7: If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before shooting your
gun.

6: When unholstering your gun, it's customary to say, "Excuse me while I
whip this out."

5: Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something, or are just
feeling generally angry.

4: If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have
someone else do that for you.

3: Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.

2: No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run
around yelling, "I have a gun! I have a gun!"

1: And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't get me mad!

source--12/11/06  The Hour Of The Time http://www.hourofthetime.com/

[MarZutra]

This reminds me of my meeting an old British man who fled England because of the "diversity" and crime.  He was telling me he had a choice to go to the States or Canada.  He told me, as I was stretching out after a workout at the YMCA, that the only thing good about Canada is that it has few shvartzas with guns.....  That is the only think he could think about when comparing the US to Canada is guns and shvartzas...  I didn't think that reputation for criminality was a global impression but I guess so...