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Offline Merkava

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MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« on: February 18, 2008, 03:01:27 PM »
Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.

A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.

As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom.  In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.

Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.


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Offline Sarah

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 03:03:28 PM »
I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.
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Offline JTFFan

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 03:03:53 PM »
Welcome Master ;D ;D O0

We'll obey you ;) ;D
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 03:04:33 PM »
Quote from: Sarah on February 18, 2008, 03:03:28 PM
I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.

Gandalf is homosexual in real life, so it's good idea not to bow down to him ;) ;D
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 03:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Master Merkava on February 18, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.

A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.

As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom.  In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.

Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.



This sounds like trouble ;D
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Offline Lubab

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 03:05:53 PM »
 ;D

I knew this "master" business would eventually get to people's heads.
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 03:06:32 PM »
Merkava i know this is harmless but i don't think the way you've put it is very good, using the term "shrine".

I'll be your butler *highest ranking slave*. :)
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 03:07:08 PM »
 ;D
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Hey..I have 2000 posts..cool.
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 03:08:33 PM »
 ;)  I just cant help but obey
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Offline JTFFan

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 03:10:43 PM »
Quote from: KellyMaureen on February 18, 2008, 03:08:33 PM
;)  I just cant help but obey

same here :D
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Offline Tina Greco - Melbourne

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 04:54:09 PM »
Quote from: KellyMaureen on February 18, 2008, 03:08:33 PM
;)  I just cant help but obey

 :::D :::D :::D

I know what you mean  :D
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Offline Ari

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 06:39:37 PM »
Hello Massuh. :laugh:
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Offline Ambiorix

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2008, 06:42:38 PM »
Merkava , are you a Jew?
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2008, 10:37:44 PM »
This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 10:48:41 PM »
Quote from: whywhywhy on February 18, 2008, 10:37:44 PM
This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
indeed lol...or he's just very young.

You do know that the Torah STRICTLY forbids this, right?
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kellymaureen

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM »
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)
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Boeregeneraal

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM »
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
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kellymaureen

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2008, 11:14:07 PM »
Well we all have our own taste in humor, I guess mine is similar to his which is why I dont take it seriously, I just keep it under control here ;)
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Offline Kahane-Was-Right BT

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2008, 11:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Boeregeneraal on February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

agreed.
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Offline Lubab

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2008, 11:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Boeregeneraal on February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

Actually I thought this was pretty funny.  8;)
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2008, 12:16:09 AM »
Quote from: lubab on February 18, 2008, 11:23:38 PM
Quote from: Boeregeneraal on February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

Actually I thought this was pretty funny.  8;)
??? :-\ But Lubab, the Torah says that there is no G-D but our father in heaven, and thou shalt not bow down to any other gods. And yet, now Merkava is saying we must bow down  :o. I find that VERY wrong!

Sure it's just a joke, but it's just as well i go and say im the Meshiach.
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Offline Tina Greco - Melbourne

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2008, 12:42:53 AM »
Quote from: KellyMaureen on February 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)

I agree, he is great  O0
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2008, 12:44:08 AM »
Quote from: Skippy on February 19, 2008, 12:42:53 AM
Quote from: KellyMaureen on February 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)

I agree, he is great  O0

 O0 absolutely
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Offline Merkava

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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2008, 02:48:15 AM »
Yes....this post is meant to be a humourus one ! Our most wonderful JTfers will see the humour in it and only the most uptight of our members will feel threatened and offended. You can't please everyone  :)
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Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2008, 02:49:56 AM »
Quote from: Ambiorix on February 18, 2008, 06:42:38 PM
Merkava , are you a Jew?

I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
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