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Offline Merkava

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FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« on: February 25, 2008, 12:50:01 PM »
Hello People !

I know many of you missed me and some of you even lost sleep with the idea that Merkava was banned for good. Well, a very kind soul was nice enough to give me a second chance. I have done alot of soul searching. I love the Zionist cause JTF represents and I have met some wonderful members in this forum. However being banned, calling me an anti semite and a liar doesn't sit well with Merkava. Here is the link to the article I was referring to and note its a Jewish source

http://www.jewishquarterly.org/article.asp?articleid=38

I also beleive its time to embark on a new adventure. I had a dream last night and I spoke with Hashem. He told me: Go and spread Merkavaism everywere you go. Merkavaism is the concept of creating a home land for the P@lestinain people within the Democratic Republic in Congo while pretending to be a P@lestinian and high jacking P@lestinain forums worldwide. I have now quit my daytime job and I will start preaching Merkavaism in every corner in the world.

So long my brothers and sisters. JTF has been great but its time for Merkava to tackle new challenges.

If I survive you may see me lurking on JTF. If you don't see me back its because I died for a good cause. 
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Offline mord

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 01:14:56 PM »
Are you becoming a porn actor i hope not
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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 03:31:40 PM »
Why is it easier to go off on these histrionic trips than to abide by the rules of the forum?
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Offline Dr. Dan

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 03:35:48 PM »
Merkava, you're such a silly goose...

drop by the forum every once in awhile because some of us need a little comic relief in an intense place like this.
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Offline Scriabin

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 03:44:10 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Dan on February 25, 2008, 03:35:48 PM
Merkava, you're such a silly goose...

Don't you mean, "thuch a thilly gooth"?
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Offline Tina Greco - Melbourne

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 04:34:55 PM »
Bye bye Merkava I will see you on the darkside  ;)
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kellymaureen

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Re: FAREWELL TO MERKAVA
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 04:38:57 PM »
I shall miss you and your terrific sense of humor....but not too much since I talk to you off the forum ;)
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