Democratic National Convention Itinerary--man this is funny

[zachor_ve_kavod]

I heard this read by Mike Savage so I looked it up.  I'm pasting it below.

NOTE: It is rumored that Fidel Castro will deliver the
Keynote address, possibly translated by Hugo Chavez.


*2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events:*


7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning


7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U.  N.


7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton


7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging


7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore


8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding


8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry


9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon


10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin


11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand


11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn


11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean


12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore


12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi


1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton


1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home