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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2008, 04:30:11 PM »
Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2008, 04:32:16 PM »
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2008, 04:34:30 PM »
Q:What's a Muslim's girlfriend like?
A: She has hooves, horns, a beard and likes to eat everything in sight.
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2008, 06:39:41 PM »
What do you call a muslim woman going for an abortion?..........A crime stopper


Whats black and brown weights 75lbs and looks good on a muslim?...........A Doberman
Dogs are much greater then muslims.....You can trust a Dog but you can not trust a muslim

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2008, 07:31:51 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2008, 07:48:36 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!


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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2008, 07:59:53 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2008, 08:24:51 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
:::D

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2008, 08:29:33 PM »
 :::D
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2008, 02:28:31 PM »
A Sat Nigh Special in Egypt:  Wild Turkey and 2 camels in an open tent
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2008, 05:12:10 PM »
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!
:::D

Here is another one .......... Mecca's Domes are falling down...falling down....falling down......Mecca's domes are falling down ....Statue of Liberty is my fair Lady !

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2008, 09:06:04 AM »
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun
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lmao  :::D
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM »
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2008, 11:16:32 PM »
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim? 

A. A WET RAG !

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2008, 02:21:50 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2008, 02:41:47 PM »
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim? 

A. A WET RAG !

Good one. I have another.

A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2008, 10:26:18 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.

Wolf !!!   :::D

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2008, 10:27:30 PM »
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim? 

A. A WET RAG !

Good one. I have another.

A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2008, 10:35:37 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.

Wee Willy Obama runs through the town....upstairs and downstairs in his islamic nightgown....rapping at the mosque....crying through the lock...are the muzzies in their tents....now it's 8 o clock!