Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose

[MasterWolf1]

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun

[P J C]

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun

[MasterWolf1]

Mahmoud Porgie, pudding and pie, had Allah caught in his eye, he got tangled up by his rag, and the world found out Mohammed was a fag

[MasterWolf1]

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun

Fatima had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow, he pood on the koran cause even he knows

[MasterWolf1]

Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick

[P J C]

How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?

[P J C]

How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?

Dress her up as a goat.

[MasterWolf1]

By giving the camel viagra?

[MasterWolf1]

rub a dub dub, 3 camels in a tub, hey at least they are clean, Mohammed how ever has vapors coming out in the air it shows green

[P J C]

By giving the camel viagra?

What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?

[P J C]

By giving the camel viagra?

What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?

Have you started beating your wife yet?

[MasterWolf1]

Now thats good

[MasterWolf1]

Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison

[P J C]

Fatima walks into a bar
and the bar tender asks
so whats your poison

Probably camel dung stuck in her teeth!

[MasterWolf1]

 What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!

[P J C]

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!

[MasterWolf1]

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

[MasterWolf1]

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

[P J C]

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

 Lefty!

Muslim Bumper Stickers:

If you don’t like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center

Driver carries only $20 worth of C4

My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.

My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student

0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.

What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?

My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile

Baby Terrorist On Board

Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!

Honk if you Beat your Wife

Driver carries only $20 worth of C4

[MasterWolf1]

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?

A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
hole in the ground toilet

[דוד בן זאב אריה]

Mohammed be nimble Mohammed be quick, he ended up marrying a 9 year old chick

These are all great

[P J C]

What does the sign say above the nursery in a muslim maternity ward?

“Live ammunition.”

[MasterWolf1]

Clinton was in sympathy with the Palis cause he thought the Gaza Strip was where all the wild interns hung out

[P J C]

What’s the definition of a virgin in England                                                                                        Any female under the age of eighteen.
 What’s the definition of a virgin in France?
 Any female under the age of sixteen.
 What’s the definition of a virgin in the Middle East?
 Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.

[MasterWolf1]

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?  Non they blame the Christians and Jews for sending them lightbulbs