Welcome V2. You will find a few non-Jews here. I am not Jewish either, I am a Righteous Redneck. I like being on G-d's side of the battle cause I know what happens at the end.
Redneck Jew here
Now wait a minute. I don't claim to be Kosher so how do you get to be redneck. Can't us gentiles be any kind of special???
Wait, wait I get it...
If your kippah has a fish hook in it you just just might be a redneck Jew.
If you put deep fry your matzoh balls you just might be a redneck Jew.
If you have Passover dinner with paper plates and Dixie cups you just might be a redneck Jew.
If you patched the spine of your Tenach with camoflauge duct tape you just might be a redneck Jew.