Pheasant, next time you come to the US, let me know, I will be glad to have you as my guest. Try to come around October time frame. That is when we have all the festivals. You ain;t seen nothing till you try to catch a greased pig. The following video just about says it all. Our culture may not be as old as some, but it is down right sufisticated...
"a sixpack and a bug zapper can be hours of entertainment"