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Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« on: September 03, 2008, 12:24:59 AM »
Fred Thompson can suck the energy out of room like no one I have ever seen.  Watching him speak last night reminded me just how uneventful his presidential bid was.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 12:26:25 AM »
Yes he is a dull dull old man

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 12:26:46 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 12:27:30 AM »
The Crypt Keeper himself would have been far better than Thompson.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 12:28:39 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

He must have taken the wrong meds then

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 12:28:43 AM »
The Crypt Keeper himself would have been far better than Thompson.

Well, he does have BONEafide charisma! :::D

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 12:30:13 AM »
The Crypt Keeper himself would have been far better than Thompson.

Well, he does have BONEafide charisma! :::D

Let's hope he does not fall and break a hip

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 12:30:32 AM »
Good one! :::D

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 12:31:34 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

He must have taken the wrong meds then
Well,
   He is on a Special New Regimen: Viagra + Prune Juice

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 12:32:34 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

He must have taken the wrong meds then
Well,
   He is on a Special New Regimen: Viagra + Prune Juice

Yeah he is up all night on the Toilet

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2008, 12:33:30 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

He must have taken the wrong meds then
Well,
   He is on a Special New Regimen: Viagra + Prune Juice

Can I ask a ? If he takes viagra, why would he need the prune juice? ^-^

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2008, 12:33:45 AM »
He made some stupid comment about McCain dating an exotic dancer.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2008, 12:34:03 AM »
I actually thought he showed more energy tonight than he had ever showed during his own presidential run...  ;D

He must have taken the wrong meds then
Well,
   He is on a Special New Regimen: Viagra + Prune Juice
                        At Times He doesn't know wheather he's C*ming or Going!  ;D

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2008, 12:34:26 AM »
If we ever Fred run again, that means the laxative kicked in, not another try at political office.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2008, 12:34:53 AM »
He made some stupid comment about McCain dating an exotic dancer.

I get it! Prune juice for diarrhea of the mouth! O0

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2008, 12:35:17 AM »
Larry Flynt has had long enough on this planet. Three centuries is enough. Time to go home, Larry.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2008, 12:35:29 AM »
If we ever Fred run again, that means the laxative kicked in, not try at political office.

He ruined his good suit

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2008, 12:35:56 AM »
Larry Flynt has had long enough on this planet. Three centuries is enough. Time to go home, Larry.

No one wants him though

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2008, 12:36:37 AM »
Larry Flynt has had long enough on this planet. Three centuries is enough. Time to go home, Larry.

Use his Fat A$# to plug the hole in the O-zone

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2008, 12:37:56 AM »
He made some stupid comment about McCain dating an exotic dancer.

I get it! Prune juice for diarrhea of the mouth! O0

He would need a lot of these then

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2008, 12:38:06 AM »
Thompson really was a sad excuse for a candidate.  I know we are all having a good laugh at his expense, but the truth is the truth.  I remember Chaim asking on a past show how it baffled him that a man running for president could show no excitement.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2008, 12:39:15 AM »
I meant go home to his father, the devil. Larry Flynt will burn in hell forever for denouncing the saint Jonathan Pollard.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2008, 12:39:58 AM »
Thompson really was a sad excuse for a candidate.  I know we are all having a good laugh at his expense, but the truth is the truth.  I remember Chaim asking on a past show how it baffled him that a man running for president could show no excitement.

He needs these then one must make him excited

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2008, 12:41:22 AM »
Why 16% of South Carolinans voted for Jabba the Hut is beyond me. Yimach schmo to Larry Flynt.

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Re: Did Anyone Hear Fred Thompson Speak At GOP Conventon? What a Dud
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2008, 12:41:25 AM »
Thompson really was a sad excuse for a candidate.  I know we are all having a good laugh at his expense, but the truth is the truth.  I remember Chaim asking on a past show how it baffled him that a man running for president could show no excitement.

He needs these then one must make him excited


He takes those, and he'll be cuckoo for Coco Puffs! O0